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20-07-06, 11:31 AM
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NOT the Hoff
Dear "Stakeholdergroup",
After having my eyes lasered a month ago I've been mobbed by people in Belfast asking to have their photographs taken with me because I look like David Hasselhoff and I reckon that I could use this unusual talent for PR events. I live in East Belfast, so its pretty easy for me to turn up to local events. My telephone number is 07866 411 144. I have a degree in Business Studies too that specialised in Marketing, so I might be able to help you in other ways. Please tell me your thoughts. Many thanks, Magnus Ramsay     
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20-07-06, 11:33 AM
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That's just wrong, on so many levels
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20-07-06, 11:35 AM
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20-07-06, 11:35 AM
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MY EYES
wrong on soo many levels |
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20-07-06, 11:37 AM
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20-07-06, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In the garage where I belong
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If TFI Friday was still on, he'd be a guest every week.
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dum Magnus: "Hi, I'm Magnus Ramsay, and I look like a fat.... HOFF!" Chris Evans: "Wayhey!" Viewers: "**** off you ginger chimp"
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20-07-06, 11:39 AM
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Mmmmmm........I feel that you are very much more handsome than that cad Peter Henry, who so lightly trifled with my feelings. And you have hair.
I wonder, if I PMed you (as I think is said in the young person's argot), would you be able to describe any of the more unusual services you would offer? Services for the slightly more mature lady? |
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20-07-06, 12:02 PM
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Had this on a email yesterday
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20-07-06, 12:04 PM
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That's more that the Hoff 
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20-07-06, 12:05 PM
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Camilla...I doubt he has much experience in poultice application and the treatment of varicose veins! Hussy!
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