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Old 20-07-06, 01:50 PM   #1
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"A Muslim woman in a burqa has just sat on my Suzuki at a Catholic Convention at Alton Towers, after I had only just got it back from George W Bush Suzuki who had previously scratched the fairing whilst setting up the sag incorrectly during a visit to the Palestinian MotoGP won by Jenson Biaggi on a Ducati powered by methane from Halal-butchered animal carcasses".
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Old 20-07-06, 01:53 PM   #2
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Well just where do I start on this one? :P
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Old 20-07-06, 01:54 PM   #3
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Ok, i think i'm offended by your sentance structre more than anything else
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Well just where do I start on this one? :P
Well it wouldnt be on the Ducati :P
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Old 20-07-06, 01:58 PM   #7
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Ok, i think i'm offended by your sentance structre more than anything else
i think i'm offended by your spelling more than anything else.....
Cordless keyboard and mouse, Sir. Cant be expected to correct everything myself can i?


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Lyn...Yeah methane powered? Not sure what the desmodronics would think of all that! :P
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Old 20-07-06, 01:59 PM   #9
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Cordless keyboard and mouse, Sir. Cant be expected to correct everything myself can i?


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But you are expected to at least change the batteries on it!
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Lyn...Yeah methane powered? Not sure what the desmodronics would think of all that! :P
I was thinking more of it struggling with the concept of "start" :P
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