my london experience today - SV650.org

21-07-06, 06:35 PM

lol well where do i start so im on me way up to london city the place home to double decker buses, the gas baord and the congestion charge and so on where i notice this woman on a what apears to be a supped up mo ped (im thinking wat the funk) aight cool thats different so anyway im thinking to myself now is she trying to race me (ang about) give me a cheeky smile wroom of she goes fuk me woman ok ill show you what im about then. :P of i go ahahaha ave some of that bitch so there she is again at the next set looks over and of she goes again im thinking ay?

am i having that couse not so catch her up over take and now im the "man" well not quite here comes matey on a 06 R6 on his back wheel which basically said both of you shut the fuk up im the daddy ueghh

so anyway get up to the london town thought ill stop for a bit get an oasis and all that yeah great my ****ing forehead is sweating like crazy and my head feels like its in an oven

at the lights once again owwhh chopper looking bike nice give this geezer the old biker nod (as you do like

) his bike was so loud i swear the floor was shacking i thought ohh yeah i wannna see this woom of he goes bike sounds like 2 earth quakes and 3 nuclear bombs going off at once i swear even people in the street was like fuk me bit loud aint it mate (imagine rideing that ******* at night)

oh dear that oasis didnt go down too good

i thought i let of a silent fart except oh shizit that didnt feel like gas to me great now im turtle necking shiver that oasis as fuked my stomach up i need the toilet and quick bollox

nearly home what now 2 little rug rats on nothing more than a 50cc mo ped obviously like the look of my bike which just called them a bitch as i over take em so what they do

have it on there back wheel at the lights and of they go one of em even had the audacity to look back and give me a really gay grin like to say have some of that

you wait to i learn how to wheelie ill be on me windscreen past you lol

hahaha and tht was my experience for today out in london hope you had a laugh reading it

mattSV · 21-07-06, 06:38 PM

Jon Digital wrote:-

Quote:

hope you had a laugh reading it

Not really, I read the first two lines and gave up.

Are you drunk?

21-07-06, 09:56 PM

thats why i love london - its a race from the minute you get up

Spiderman · 24-07-06, 09:39 AM

Ah the joys of the ride in filthy London eh?
Made me giggle at points tho it did take waaaaaaaaay to long to read. A little punctuation goes a long way you know

Viney · 24-07-06, 09:42 AM

All dat stuff must appen on mi way to work init, but i dont notiz it anymore.

Word!

24-07-06, 10:43 PM

What

tigersaw · 24-07-06, 11:24 PM

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even had the audacity

an oasis of correct spelling

21-07-06, 06:35 PM	#1
Jon Digital Guest Posts: n/a	my london experience today lol well where do i start so im on me way up to london city the place home to double decker buses, the gas baord and the congestion charge and so on where i notice this woman on a what apears to be a supped up mo ped (im thinking wat the funk) aight cool thats different so anyway im thinking to myself now is she trying to race me (ang about) give me a cheeky smile wroom of she goes fuk me woman ok ill show you what im about then. :P of i go ahahaha ave some of that bitch so there she is again at the next set looks over and of she goes again im thinking ay? am i having that couse not so catch her up over take and now im the "man" well not quite here comes matey on a 06 R6 on his back wheel which basically said both of you shut the fuk up im the daddy ueghh so anyway get up to the london town thought ill stop for a bit get an oasis and all that yeah great my **ing forehead is sweating like crazy and my head feels like its in an oven at the lights once again owwhh chopper looking bike nice give this geezer the old biker nod (as you do like ) his bike was so loud i swear the floor was shacking i thought ohh yeah i wannna see this woom of he goes bike sounds like 2 earth quakes and 3 nuclear bombs going off at once i swear even people in the street was like fuk me bit loud aint it mate (imagine rideing that ***** at night) oh dear that oasis didnt go down too good i thought i let of a silent fart except oh shizit that didnt feel like gas to me great now im turtle necking shiver that oasis as fuked my stomach up i need the toilet and quick bollox nearly home what now 2 little rug rats on nothing more than a 50cc mo ped obviously like the look of my bike which just called them a bitch as i over take em so what they do have it on there back wheel at the lights and of they go one of em even had the audacity to look back and give me a really gay grin like to say have some of that you wait to i learn how to wheelie ill be on me windscreen past you lol hahaha and tht was my experience for today out in london hope you had a laugh reading it

21-07-06, 09:56 PM	#3
LondonLad Guest Posts: n/a	bla thats why i love london - its a race from the minute you get up

24-07-06, 09:39 AM	#4
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24-07-06, 09:42 AM	#5
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	All dat stuff must appen on mi way to work init, but i dont notiz it anymore. Word!