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Old 07-08-06, 10:20 PM   #1
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Default Radar gun reads 653 M.P.H

A Policeman trying out his newly accquired radar car speed indicator pointed it at a car and activated it.

He looked at the dial and it read 653 M.P.H.

What had happened was, he had pointed the instrument to high and read the speed of a passing Tornado Fighter jet.

The Tornado has an automatic defence system and detected the radar signal beamed at it. This caused the defence system to arm a missile, and aim it at the unsuspecting policeman.

The pilot spotted the problem and cancelled the missile launch just in time.
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Old 07-08-06, 11:45 PM   #2
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Interesting, but the story would have been better if the missile launch hadn't been cancelled...
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Old 08-08-06, 12:23 AM   #3
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Good story...
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp

sorry
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Old 08-08-06, 12:29 AM   #4
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And there was me thinking it was true
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Old 08-08-06, 12:32 AM   #5
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Quote:
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And there was me thinking it was true
Shut it you tart.
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Old 08-08-06, 06:46 AM   #6
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I was going to say that the story had been floating around for sometime.. and was false.. mainly stated for the reasons given, but the glaring one was the sidewinder bit...
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Old 08-08-06, 10:44 AM   #7
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I heard a similiar story, bu it wasn't "friend of a friend" as usual, actually someone who claimed to have done it- he grew up in the Falklands after the war and claims they found an abandoned man-portable SAM launcer (without missiles) and used to use it as a "toy" gun. And that if you managed to get it just right, you could get the RAF (or would it be Navy? I forget) to take evasive action... Might be true, might not, but it's a nice story.
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