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22-08-06, 04:24 PM

As one of our illustrious number has private roads on his way to work and can practise at 145mph I'm a bit scared of being seriously shown up by this individual
who is apparently an ace carb tuner

Now lets see 145

-10% = 14.5
--------
= 130.5
= 5th gear

This may necessitate using 6th

Seriously probably got your carbs spot on,or even a tad on the rich side but if it has improved the performance that much leave well alone--------nice one mate

22-08-06, 05:26 PM

what private road

can I go on it

pegasus · 22-08-06, 06:25 PM

do you mean this fellow?

22-08-06, 08:30 PM

A bum leather slapper-----------------------------Not a honest to goodness Morris dancer

P.S. Note double saftey feature to prevent one getting his leathers off in gay clubs

Belt and braces

Oh why are we so cruel

22-08-06, 09:50 PM

Aahh...lederhosen

I need to pull mine out and get them cleaned and fed...perhaps I should pack it in my panniers for scotland then

pegasus · 23-08-06, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdubya

Aahh...lederhosen

I need to pull mine out and get them cleaned and fed...perhaps I should pack it in my panniers for scotland then

do they zip up the back?

23-08-06, 07:06 AM

@pegasus & justmacsv650

yes yes very nice comments about lederhosen.

Now I have to know how you are protected in certain gay clubs with your traditional lady skirts (kilts) & no underpants

SoulKiss · 23-08-06, 07:19 AM

Hey hands off the Kilt

Tis a fine piece of clothing, cool in summer, warm in winter.

Also absolutly AMAZING for pulling foreign birds

David - Proud owner of 2 Kilts

23-08-06, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Also absolutly AMAZING for pulling foreign birds

It's not unknown for working on the native ladies as well you know...

/Mandy - proud owner of several boys with several kilts

SoulKiss · 23-08-06, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Symphonia

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Also absolutly AMAZING for pulling foreign birds

It's not unknown for working on the native ladies as well you know...

/Mandy - proud owner of several boys with several kilts

LOL - never said it wasn't but if talking about natives, it only really rates a GREAT as a pulling device - too much exposure (go wash that mind) to guys in kilts at weddings/christmas do's whatever knocks the novelty shine off it for the Scottish lasses.

David - who for the record, is a Scot in exile in South London - does that mean I can apply for SV Ecosse AND Soho Massive memberships????

22-08-06, 04:24 PM	#1
Dicky Ticker Guest Posts: n/a	Private roads As one of our illustrious number has private roads on his way to work and can practise at 145mph I'm a bit scared of being seriously shown up by this individual who is apparently an ace carb tuner Now lets see 145 -10% = 14.5 -------- = 130.5 = 5th gear This may necessitate using 6th Seriously probably got your carbs spot on,or even a tad on the rich side but if it has improved the performance that much leave well alone--------nice one mate

22-08-06, 06:25 PM	#3
pegasus Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,122	do you mean this fellow? __________________ tune in, turn on, burn out

23-08-06, 07:19 AM	#8
SoulKiss Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sunny Croydonia Posts: 6,124	Hey hands off the Kilt Tis a fine piece of clothing, cool in summer, warm in winter. Also absolutly AMAZING for pulling foreign birds David - Proud owner of 2 Kilts __________________ Sent from my PC NOT using any Tapatalk type rubbish!! █╬╬╬╬(•)i¯i▀▀▀▀▀█Ξ███████████████████████████████)

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22-08-06, 05:26 PM	#2
ArtyLady Guest Posts: n/a	what private road can I go on it

22-08-06, 08:30 PM	#4
Dicky Ticker Guest Posts: n/a	A bum leather slapper-----------------------------Not a honest to goodness Morris dancer P.S. Note double saftey feature to prevent one getting his leathers off in gay clubs Belt and braces Oh why are we so cruel

22-08-06, 09:50 PM	#5
Jdubya Guest Posts: n/a	Aahh...lederhosen I need to pull mine out and get them cleaned and fed...perhaps I should pack it in my panniers for scotland then

23-08-06, 07:06 AM	#7
SpankyHam Guest Posts: n/a	@pegasus & justmacsv650 yes yes very nice comments about lederhosen. Now I have to know how you are protected in certain gay clubs with your traditional lady skirts (kilts) & no underpants