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24-08-06, 01:10 PM
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Shoehorn tunnelers fail again
''Two Egyptian men are awaiting trial in Russia after several attempts to burrow their way under various European borders using nothing but shoehorns....
...Prosecutors say the would-be migrants did not go for the easy option of using a spade - apparently, they thought buying one in a shop would immediately give the game away.'' A fair point... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5279316.stm  (sorry if posted before, dont have time to read many threads  )Theres a pun here for the title but I cant for the life of me think of one 
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24-08-06, 01:26 PM
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I think the give away would be most Egyptian men wear sandals therefore have no use for a shoe horn.
* Counts the seconds before being heckled as a closet racist or cobbler!* |
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24-08-06, 01:56 PM
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You racist. Cobblers to you and your kind!
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24-08-06, 02:49 PM
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Re: Shoehorn tunnelers fail again
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 weak I know but its the best I can think of.I'd have used tablespoon personally, but thats just me. |
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