*Joke* One of my favourites

A teenager walks into a brothel carrying a dead frog and asks
"I want a womand who's dirty."
The madam replies
"All of my girls are clean!"
The lad puts a large wad of cash on the table and says
"She has to be diseased!"
The madam looks at the cash and says,
"She'll be waiting upstairs for you."
20 minutes later the lad walks downstairs and heads for the door.
"Why did you want a diseased woman? And what's with the dead frog?" she asked.
"I wanted a diseased woman to get a disease, because I'm going home to shag the babysitter and she will get the infection. When Dad gets home he will give the babysitter a lift home and stop somewher to shag her so he will get the disease. When he gets back he will shag my Mum and she will get the disease." he replied.
He continued, "After Dad has gone to work Mum will shag the milkman and....






























He's the fecker that killed my frog!!"

Revenge is sweet if a little long winded