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Old 10-09-06, 06:29 PM   #1
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Default how to tell the sex of a fly (joke sort of)

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the
phone."

this did make me smile
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Old 10-09-06, 06:35 PM   #2
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Great joke that
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