Its the way i tell em - SV650.org

15-09-06, 01:27 PM

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Irish guy,

"but it happened to me sister!"

15-09-06, 01:29 PM

Balky001 · 15-09-06, 01:29 PM

I love that joke!

15-09-06, 01:37 PM

That's your best yet

Stu · 15-09-06, 01:57 PM

Skip · 15-09-06, 02:02 PM

Thats an excellent one - top marks Cuffy!

15-09-06, 02:02 PM

now thats pretty good for a Cuffy joke

Spiderman · 15-09-06, 02:13 PM

OMG!!!

Cuffy, that was an ace joke mate. You sure you aint been drinking?

So good i'm bust forwarding it around on emails.

15-09-06, 03:20 PM

Now that's good

15-09-06, 03:46 PM

nice one bro

15-09-06, 01:27 PM	#1
cuffy Guest Posts: n/a	Its the way i tell em A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"

15-09-06, 01:29 PM	#3
Balky001 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Leigh - on - Sea, Essex. Posts: 1,491	I love that joke! __________________ SV650SK3 - GSXR600K2 - GSXR750K6 - ZX636RC1H - HD Sportster 1200 - CBR600F 2012 - GSXR1000K7 - Triumph Bonneville T100 2019 - Aprilia Tuono 660

15-09-06, 02:02 PM	#6
Skip Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3,151	Thats an excellent one - top marks Cuffy! __________________ '81 Honda H100A '18 Honda MSX125 (Grom)

15-09-06, 02:13 PM	#8
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	OMG!!! Cuffy, that was an ace joke mate. You sure you aint been drinking? So good i'm bust forwarding it around on emails. __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

15-09-06, 01:37 PM	#4
Jabba Guest Posts: n/a	That's your best yet

15-09-06, 01:57 PM	#5
Stu Trinity Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Guildford Posts: 8,027

15-09-06, 02:02 PM	#7
Marshall Guest Posts: n/a	now thats pretty good for a Cuffy joke

15-09-06, 03:20 PM	#9
xlewdx Guest Posts: n/a	Now that's good

15-09-06, 03:46 PM	#10
PaulyMac Guest Posts: n/a	nice one bro