You lucky lot..i got a monday joke for ya

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right
outside of the ladies dressing room for his mum to come out.
While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his mum comes
walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get
your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have
teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky
stars he didn't get bitten.


For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women
have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend.

One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over
for a little action. After an hour of making out and smooching and grinding
on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you
want."


"What do you mean?" he asks.


"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing
to her crotch.


"HECK NO," he cries, "you've got teeth down here!"


"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth
down there!"


"Yes, there are," he says, "my mum told me so a long time ago."


"No, there aren't," she insists, "here, look for yourself." With
that, she pulls down her panties and gives him a little peek.


"No, I'm sorry" he says, "my mum already told me that all women have
teeth down there."


"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties,
throws her legs up over her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth
down there."


The boy takes a good long look and replies,









"Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not at all surprised!"

Oh no, he's at it again!

[Stu]

I think this is definitely a read it quick before it goes.


Fang-tastic

Someone's gonna get in trouble...

[timwilky]

That joke must be at least 20 years old

Originally Posted by timwilky

That joke must be at least 20 years old

Can't be, the kid is only 16.

lol :P

Originally Posted by Filipe M.

Can't be, the kid is only 16.

Originally Posted by Gmonsta

Sorry cuffy