E.d aka The Firestarter

Been starting fires at work recently Liz?

Nothing to do with me.

Were you in one of the three engines that just turned up?

Yep, the stupid Orange looking one.

Never been up Porton before, small place.

Still you got out of work for 10 mins.

We did all point and laugh at the orange one it was a kind of glow in the dark orange

The DSTL site 100 yards further up the road is bigger than ours, were just the poor relations to them at this site.

I managed to get just over half an hour out of the office which is bad normally on a fire alarm were out there for atleast an hour. Next time could you take your time checking everything please cos i'm never in any hurry to return to work.

Its an old appliance which someone had the bright idea to paint that colour.
Despite its appearance its quite a trustworthy pump.

A lot of people work there then, plus 1 Monkey on the gate.
He pointed in the camp and said 'that way' ..... really mate I thought it was in the field 3 miles away.

Plenty of monkeys working here and not just the security guards. We're suppossed to have the creme de la creme of scientific brains but they haven't got an ounce of common sense between them and you can tell they were all bullied at school for being geeks, they've got no social skills.

Oh well, roll on the next false alarm.