Harleys and Hot Chicks

Ok as my ‘are there any hot female bikers?’ thread was taken in the intended (light) manner and didn’t really overly offend anyone, I have a new one on a similar theme …

Why is it that hot chicks only like Harley Ferguson/HD owners??? Is it the bad-boy image, the chrome or the vibrations? I can’t see it is the men themselves …

Thing is your A-typical HD owner is a fat - bearded - oaf, not your average Brad pit (or insert a name chicks actually dig ) so not really aesthetically pleasing males … so it has to be in the image/bike …

Why can’t us non HD riders have packs of scantily clad hot Bi**hes in their droves falling at our feet?? You just don’t see that at a normal non-HD gathering.

So in short, do I need to sell my soul to the devil and buy a Harley Ferguson!??

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Thing is your A-typical HD owner is a fat - bearded - oaf, not your average Brad pit (or insert a name chicks actually dig ) so not really aesthetically pleasing males … so it has to be in the image/bike …

Old... rich....

Wait, I'm starting to see a pattern emerging...

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Why can’t us non HD riders have packs of scantily clad hot Bi**hes in their droves falling at our feet??

Because they have something you and I don't...........charisma and personality

They have hairy faces...

And so I refer you back to this pic...

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Why is it that hot chicks only like Harley Ferguson/HD owners??? Is it the bad-boy image, the chrome or the vibrations? I can’t see it is the men themselves …

Thing is your A-typical HD owner is a fat - bearded - oaf, not your average Brad pit (or insert a name chicks actually dig ) so not really aesthetically pleasing males … so it has to be in the image/bike …

Why can’t us non HD riders have packs of scantily clad hot Bi**hes in their droves falling at our feet?? You just don’t see that at a normal non-HD gathering.

So in short, do I need to sell my soul to the devil and buy a Harley Ferguson!??

Oh pleassssse……..


I fail to understand how a woman who considers herself a serious biker could possibly be tempted by a group of middle age crises, whose order in the hierarchy is dependant on how much HD embellished tacky-crap is owned, multiplied by the length of the tassel.

The “hot-chicks” you refer too are little short of a shallow, fashion-humping lemmings, concerned by nothing more than a loud, flash piece of over-hyped pop culture….. and its over-priced accessories.

So, if you are happy to admit that these “hot chicks” are not, nor never will be, attracted to your personality, your charisma, your intelligence, your wit, your character, or to your physical looks…… then sign on the dotted line young man

Emm.


Em.
Dude. I dont know what the story is in the UK with the Harley owners kru, but, *shudder* suffices to say, generally speaking, "hot" would not be the first word that pops into my head when I see those chicks.



Words like... "toothpaste", "sperm whale" and "shower" are front runners though.

Have you tried lonely hearts

I believe you're far too preoccupied with what people look like.

Just ride your fookin' bike. :P

Originally Posted by Ping

I believe you're far too preoccupied with what people look like.

Just ride your fookin' bike. :P

Originally Posted by Ping

I believe you're far too preoccupied with what people look like.

Just ride your fookin' bike. :P

I think someone needs to chuck a bucket of cold water over him as well!