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Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time.
He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the cupboard and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the cupboard, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"

Originally Posted by Razor

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time.
He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the cupboard and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the cupboard, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"

This was posted a while ago as well.

Are Razor, Law, Hovi5 and the joke non-supremo that is Cuffy all facets of the same disturbed mind? Hmmm.....

Originally Posted by Dr Rich

Are Razor, Law, Hovi5 and the joke non-supremo that is Cuffy all facets of the same disturbed mind? Hmmm.....

No, We all just buy the same Christmas crackers.

Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star who choked on his own vimto...

Originally Posted by Razor

Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star who choked on his own vimto...

literally lol hehe

Originally Posted by Warthog

literally lol hehe

Same here. Mrs W wasn't so impressed with it though - "the things men find funny..."