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Old 03-11-06, 08:00 PM   #1
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nelson mandela is sitting at home watching tv and having a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
when he opens it he is confronted by a little chinese man cluthing a clipboard and yelling "you sign you sign"
behind him is an enormous truck full of exhaust pipes.
nelson is standing there in complete amazement as the little chinese man starts to shout even louder "you sign you sign"
nelson says to him "look my good man you have obviously got the wrong person now go away and leave me alone"and shuts the door in his face.
the next day theres a knock on the door again
when nelson opens it the little chinese man is there again this time with a truck load of brake pads.
he thrusts the clipboard under nelsons nose yelling "you sign you sign"
mr mandela is getting a little hacked off now and he pushes the little chinaman back shouting "look go away youve got the wrong man" and slams the door in his face agagn.
the following nay nelson is relaxing in his home when theres a knock on the door again.when he opens the door the same little chinese man is there and thrusts a clipboard under his nose again shouting "you sign you sign"
behind him are two trucks full of car parts.
this time mr mandela loses his temper and picks the little chinaman up by his shirt and yells at him,
"look i dont want these do you understand you must have the wrong man. who do you want to give these to" the little chinaman looks very puzzled as he consults his clipboard and says.










you not nissan main deala?
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Old 03-11-06, 08:09 PM   #2
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*groan* How old must that be
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Old 03-11-06, 08:10 PM   #3
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Old 03-11-06, 08:11 PM   #4
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is that barry island in "PEAK SEASON"?
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Old 03-11-06, 08:20 PM   #5
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is that barry island in "PEAK SEASON"?

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Old 03-11-06, 09:19 PM   #6
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is that barry island in "PEAK SEASON"?
That joke's better than your 1st one.
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Old 03-11-06, 09:33 PM   #7
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2 for 1 offer
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Old 03-11-06, 09:51 PM   #8
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Law is the only one allowed to tell chinese fella jokes!
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Old 03-11-06, 11:22 PM   #9
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- please.
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