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Old 08-11-06, 03:55 PM   #1
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Default Two Nuns

Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.

The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our car."
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Old 08-11-06, 03:56 PM   #2
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Loses a little in U-rated form but still funny
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Old 08-11-06, 03:57 PM   #3
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That's older than The Sound of Music!
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Old 08-11-06, 04:00 PM   #4
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Two nuns in a bath: one says "where's the soap?", the other replies, "yes, it does, doesn't it".


Two nuns in a bath: one says "where's the soap?", the other replies, "no soap, bicycle".
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