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04-01-07, 04:35 PM
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snail trails
For the last month or so everytime go to jump on the bike its covered in snails, which is especially annoying when ive just cleaned it, the little sods seem to love it! so anyway, last night i decided to do something about and put a load of slug pellet things down (mwahaha!). When I went to go to work this morning my driveway was awash with dead snails (the must have been about 50ish!)
...and now I feel really guilty...  just thought i'd share that... |
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04-01-07, 04:47 PM
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I thought you were going to tell a tale of when some naked chick sat on your bike.
Ah well. 
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04-01-07, 04:47 PM
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Snail murderer
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04-01-07, 04:50 PM
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oh plllllleeeeeeease !!  MURDERER, premeditation and calculation at its worst 
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04-01-07, 04:59 PM
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Maybe they where gastropodic motorcycle enthusiasts, checking your bike out ?
And now you've murdered them ! Its people like you that give motorcycling a bad name ! |
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[quote="Tomcat"]
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04-01-07, 10:48 PM
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