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Old 12-02-07, 02:44 PM   #1
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I’ve had the privilege to witness a most bizarre conversation and thought I would share it.

I was in the dealers having SV serviced, and was sitting at the services desk waiting.

Customer enters to show the salesman what may have been a fuel pump.

Can you repair this?

No, sorry you’ll need a new one, it’s too far worn.

Have you got one?

I might have. What bike is it from?

It’s my quad!

What model?

Dunno, it’s red!

I can’t order a part for a red bike, they'll laugh at me. Do you know what make it is?

I think it’s Chinese?

We’re the main Honda and Suzuki dealers, we don’t do Chinese stuff, try "1st Gear", they are just down the road!

It ain't got gears, it’s my quad.

No, 1st Gear is the name of the shop, I think they fix LAWN MOWERS as well.


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Old 12-02-07, 03:45 PM   #2
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You don't need fuel pumps for quads.Just the right sort of exercises
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