Friday Time waster

Got this chain mail and figured it would kill some time for the clock watchers

1. What is your earliest memory?
Being about…3…and spending 3 hours in the dark trying to walk through a door wearing those old red and green “3D Glasses” because my cousin told me I could, something to do with getting between the 2nd and 3rd dimension at just the right time.

In hind sight I think he was just trying to distract me so he could play his Amiga…it worked….

2. When was the last time you cried?
I don’t cry…I’m far to macho for that………
But I may of gotten something in my eye last time I watched Amélie…….


3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Mr Bump

4. Money or Happiness?
Can’t I have both??

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
Sorry show’s cancelled I’ve embezzled the prize money *evil laugh*

6. What time did you get up this morning?
4:00am because I thought someone was trying to steal my bike.
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7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
Alyson Hannigan but only when she’s in her Gothy mood

8. Do you have any body oddities?
I enjoy cracking my neck and spine…my thumb moves 180 degrees…I have HUGE caolouses on my palm where I’ve been on a pc since 3yrs old…apparently I do this “thing” with my eyes….

9. What was the last argument you had?
Wow….long time ago…too easy going to argue…er….with my mum about moving out…wow…that was years ago….

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Tea – VERY STRONG, little milk, 2 and a “bit” sugars, Coffee – Milky, lots of caffine, 2 and a “bit” sugars.

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
Worked a triple shift on my old job (12hr each)…was hallucinating by the end of the 2nd day….(had an exhilarating conversation with a coat stand….)

11. What does your horoscope say today?
Quickie:
Be on the lookout for someone with an extreme lifestyle. They are a cautionary tale.

Overview:
There's a lot going on in your life, but perversely, the stars are telling you to slow down, not speed up. Your natural state is zoom, zoom, zoom, but focus on each and every step, or things could go boom, boom, boom.

*shudders* it’s like they’ve been watching me….

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
Err…*blushes* something that can’t be repeated on email

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Hmmm don’t think so

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
Shwinger….yes..I am a Neanderth…Kneeander…..Neandor….caveman…..

15. Which song always makes you smile?
“When I Grow Up – Garbage”

16. Which song always makes you cry?
Plenty of sobering (in a depressing way) songs in my collection but none that will make me cry just like that =p

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
“Crash” – Jackie chan!!!

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
About going out and getting pished when I get paid

19. What was the last lie you told?
“No don’t worry about it you’re not stupid, anyone could of made that mistake”….

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
Someone trying to book a 9,812 hour meeting to re-occur every Monday and wondering why outlook was complaining that thy can’t do that.

(See Question 19)

1. What is your earliest memory?
being thrown down the stairs by my sister and breaking my collar bone


2. When was the last time you cried?
march

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
is there a mr tall?

4. Money or Happiness?
gimme the cash. the happiness will follow

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
kiss my grits


6. What time did you get up this morning?
6.30

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
always had a soft spot for drew barrymore, but its hardly what i'd call weird

8. Do you have any body oddities?
nothing out of the ordinary, few scars.


9. What was the last argument you had?

as with most arguments was about nothing in particular


10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
tea medium white no sugars, stopped drinking coffee

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
yes, tried to beat jet lag, stayed awake for about 35 hours

11. What does your horoscope say today?
no idea


12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
no comment!

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
more than once

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
pass. couldn't care less

15. Which song always makes you smile?
barry white my first my last my everything


16. Which song always makes you cry?
barry white my first my last my everything

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
land of confusion - i'd play me! the only one i could trust to get it right

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
booking 3 cabs for tonight

19. What was the last lie you told?
gave the wrong name for the booking above! its an old tradition with my friends and i. its harmless, its not as tho we don't turn up.

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
my impression of a walrus, using two pieces of carrot as tusks! about 10 mins ago. brilliant

1. What is your earliest memory?
Racing a plastic pedal car in my backgarden at about 3 years of age.

2. When was the last time you cried?
July 6th 2006 at the birth of my son.

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Mr Messy

4. Money or Happiness.
Money......it buys happiness and only the poor will disagree

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
You're not as good as you think you are you!!!!!

6. What time did you get up this morning?
6.22am to walk the dog as always

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
Linda Bellingham (less said the better)

8. Do you have any body oddities?
My friends call me the human tripod (my wife's now on the floor laughing).

9. What was the last argument you had?
Yesterday at work with a social worker regarding child protection concerns I had.

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Both strong, black and no sugar.

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
Yeah, 5th and 6th July (see Q.2)

11. What does your horoscope say today?
Don't know never read them.

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
My bro. telling me about his bands next gig.

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Yes..........ended in divorce.

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
Russell Crowe......the stingray got the wrong Aussie.

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive (memories of a mispent youth)

16. Which song always makes you cry?
Hootie and the Blowfish - Not Even the Trees

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
Reflections - Robert Downey Jr

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
Reminding me to pick up some pet food

19. What was the last lie you told?
No darling it doesn't make your bum look too big.

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
That 70's Show.

cant believe this only got 2 replies!

[tinpants]

1. What is your earliest memory?
Aged about 3, cutting up polystyrene ceiling tiles in Mum's friends front room. I didn't know they were THAT expensive!!

2. When was the last time you cried?
Been doing a lot of this recently. One of the not-so-nice things about having PTSD

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Mr Angry (at the mo)

4. Money or Happiness?
Money. Happiness is all relative

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
You REALLY are crap!

6. What time did you get up this morning?
0745

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
Felicity Kendall

8. Do you have any body oddities?
Only a big nose

9. What was the last argument you had?
No comment

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Tea - white with two. No coffee

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
Frequently, after a run of night shifts

11. What does your horoscope say today?
Don't know. Don't care. Load of rubbish.

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
From a colleague, arranging to meet for a cuppa.

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Yes. Next!

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
Complete tw@

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Mr. Soft. - Steve Harley etc

16. Which song always makes you cry?
Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit or Bedshaped -Keane

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
Not vain enough to think my life would be that interesting someone would want to make a film out of it.

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud rang to ask me to divorce my wife and run away with her.

19. What was the last lie you told?
See Q18

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
My 18 month old labrador. Bloody things lost the plot.

1. What is your earliest memory?
I vaguely recall when we first moved to canada wwwaaaaaay back... The apartment block we lived in at the time was kinda creepy.

2. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday.

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Um... I can be any one of 'em depending on my mood.

4. Money or Happiness?
Money... I've been in debt for so long now, it'll be nice to have the pressure off.

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
...

6. What time did you get up this morning?
0720

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
Leonard Nimoy back in the early 80's as Mr Spock...

8. Do you have any body oddities?
My 12 year molar and a wisdom tooth fused together... forming a molar with 6 peaks.

9. What was the last argument you had?
'Fashionable Liberalism'. Someone accused me of it. I snapped, he shut up.

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Tea - white with no sugar... unless i want sugar in it then i have 1... Coffee - (2 scoops of coffee) white, 1 sugar...

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
I stayed up for three days (with 1/2 hour catnaps each night so it may not count). Another time was around 36hrs straight.

11. What does your horoscope say today?
Haven't checked.

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
A mate telling me about a new ghost hunting program starting on ITV3 or something.

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Yup. See question #2.

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
Shwinger... but a bit of an ****.

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Love shack - B52s

16. Which song always makes you cry?
My Immortal - Evanescence

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
Resident Evil - Milla Jovovich ... oh sorry, that's been done... Still, it's not far off... http://tkfiles.storage.msn.com/x1pIj...c0bGvg9YLwWVT8

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
Um.. My house sale, my sister coming home from Florida...

19. What was the last lie you told?
Probably 'I can't come in today, I'm not feeling well...'

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
Erm.. whatever it was I'm pretty sure it wasn't actually funny...

1. What is your earliest memory?
*drags up stuff from the depths*

erm, probably being at a zoo (on holiday in HK I think) and being held up to feed a elephant a banana, **** scared that it was going to rip my hand off.

2. When was the last time you cried?
...

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Mr Small

4. Money or Happiness?
I was born with happiness. *snigger* So money

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
You're a loser!

6. What time did you get up this morning?
6:30am

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
wierdest? Nicole Kidman? Is that wierd?

8. Do you have any body oddities?
Not really

9. What was the last argument you had?
...

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Tea, white, one sugar. Don't really like coffee, it'll have to be a Cappuchino with lots of sugar.

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
Yes.

11. What does your horoscope say today?
Dunno.
*Checks MSN horoscope*

Something about putting money away for my kids.
WTF, I don't have any! It's all b*****ks.

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
I don't get many, last one was ages ago.

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
No.

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
Dunno, good actor though.

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Depends on mood

16. Which song always makes you cry?
Depends on mood

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
Already been made - Dragon the Bruce Lee story

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
My nephew wanting a lift.

19. What was the last lie you told?
Me lie?

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
My nephew singing the JoJo song on TV atm.

1. What is your earliest memory?
Believe it or not I was 6 months old, having a photo taken with my nan. Always remembered it and then about 5 years ago when I actually saw the photo I was very shocked. Of course I don't remember anything then until I was 4 and split my head open on the floor.....oh the blood.

2. When was the last time you cried?
2 weeks ago today, my new daughter being born and staying up for way too long tends to have that effect on you.


3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Mr Grumpy as I guess there isn't a Mr Miserable B**tard.

4. Money or Happiness?
Money, I already have plenty of hapiness but could do with some more cash.

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
Take the prize - gambling's for idiots.

6. What time did you get up this morning?
7:30, about an hour later than I should have done but then I was up all night again with the baby.

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
Hermoine Norris

8. Do you have any body oddities?
Where do I start, lets just say I'm no Brad Pitt

9. What was the last argument you had?
Yesterday with the wife because I want a new bike and I was acting like a spoilt child - sorry Cat.

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Tea – as it comes, Coffee – regular.

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
Plenty of times when I was on call but managed 44 hours straight 2 weeks ago when our daughter was born, even then only got about 2 hours sleep before another 18 hour wake.

11. What does your horoscope say today?
No idea, and whats going on with these numbers?

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
From Orange, something about free texts and new contract.

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Plenty of times, ended up marrying the last one though.

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
errr...........

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Terrorvision - Tequila.

16. Which song always makes you cry?
None.

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
Not too sure but I hope it'll be a long (probably quite boring) one.

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
"Sorry, you've dialled the wrong number". Honest.

19. What was the last lie you told?
"Just junk mail love" when asked what post we've had this morning.

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
Baby Grace pulling faces at me when I was giving her a bath earlier.

1.What is your earliest memory?
When I was about five. Got lost on the caravan park (Kiln Park near Tenby) where we staying and spent hours wandering around looking for our caravan. I remember not being scared at all and just enjying walking in the sun.

2. When was the last time you cried?
10th March 1998. Two day before my Dad died


3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Mr Tickle

4. Money or Happiness?
Happiness without a doubt/

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
Same as my catchprase in real life “What could possibly go wrong”

6. What time did you get up this morning?
7:00 am

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
Anna Ford when I was about 11

8. Do you have any body oddities?
Mono orchid

9. What was the last argument you had?
With Mrs Tricky, yesterday about pate

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Tea – strong, little milk, 2 sugars (heaped). Coffee - milky, two sugars (heaped, brown)

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
When I was about 17. Went to see David Bowie at Wembly Stadium.
Got up at 4:00am caught the 5:00am coach to London to be at the front of the queue. Missed the last coach back and wandered around London all night caught the 9:00 am coach home.

11. What does your horoscope say today?
Don’t know don’t care

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
Orange Mobile services telling me number had been successfully transferred.

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
More than once

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
He does nothing for me.

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Slack Time by Cud because the guys voice sounds like the chap who sings the Magical Trevor songs (Weebl and Bob, internet)

16. Which song always makes you cry?
Many Rivers to Cross – Jimmy Cliff always brings a lump to my throat.

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
”Well you ****ed that up, didn’t you ?” Jude Law

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
Mothering Sunday and Dog sledding.

19. What was the last lie you told?
Don't tell lies

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
Myself

[Lissa]

1.What is your earliest memory?
When I was three. Lying onthe sofa feeling really ill with measels and suddenly the door opened and my Dad came in with my dog Topper who had been missing for nearly a week.

2. When was the last time you cried?
Feb 28th. Would have been my brothers 38th birthday.


3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Little Miss Contrary

4. Money or Happiness?
Money. Been unhappy and poor, it sucks.

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
Life isn't a game.

6. What time did you get up this morning?
5.50am

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
Kane from WWF............but before he lost the mask.

8. Do you have any body oddities?
Only the fact that it stopped growing before I reached a normal height!

9. What was the last argument you had?
With a director at work yesterday, getting in my way and stopping me from working.

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Coffee, white, no sugar. Tea, very rarely drunk but strong, no sugar.

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
Yes, a couple of years ago we were off to Germany on a very early ferry. Didn't bother going to bed to night before...........will never do that again!

11. What does your horoscope say today?
Don't know. Don't read newspapers.

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
Our friend Raceylady saying she couldn't now come to Bideford in April as her boyfriend was due back the same weekend.

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Yep, but a very long time ago.

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
Not my kind of guy.

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Sandstorm by Da Rude. Also makes me want to jump up and leap about like an idiot.

16. Which song always makes you cry?
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother...........for obvious reasons.

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
Oops, I did it again.................anyone short and aggressive,lol.

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
A friend asking whereabouts in Matlock Bath we were.

19. What was the last lie you told?
I'm fine. it didn't hurt at all.

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
Pete.