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25 | 69.44% |
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11 | 30.56% |
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You can obliterate only one species....
I'd go for pidgeons, they'er stupid, getpanicked easily & change their minds at the last moment over which direction they want ot go in. They're just tourists without back-packs....and they don't taste very nice. |
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Gotta be the pidgeons. Now your ****ehawk may steal your baby's rusk right out of his little hand and generally be *******s but they are magnificent aviators...
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Definitely the pigeons
![]() As for seagulls, you can go down to the beach and toss scraps of food at innocent people and watch them get mobbed....tell me that isn't a good day out! |
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pidgeons, cos one little blighter knocked me off my uncles motorbike when I was a pillion passenger. I was only 8 at the time.
Damn it hurt. |
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seagulls as they keep making a horrendous racket in my back garden at 5 am
when I was based in HMS Cochrane they had to put up covers over the walk way as the new mummy seagulls dive bombed you as you walked past the building they have picked to have their nests on. these birds were the size of small donkeys |
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Seagulls - the one that shat on me in ST Ives really deserved to die
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Seagulls. Feckers wake me up in the orning when im home in brighton, crap all over the cars, house, people, road, destroy rubbish bags full of rubbish just to get one chip and spread all the rubbish over the road, attack people, steal peoples food, look stupid, dont fly away when you ride towards them, just waddle back
Yea, i hate the blighters Matt |
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pidgeons, I'm doing it one by one, took one out as it hit my helmet full on and another in the van the following day
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pigeons - they crap everywhere, but mainly on my car
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Pigeons - They're dirty disease vectors... They're the equivalent of flying rats... need I say more!
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