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Old 01-05-07, 03:58 PM   #1
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Due to me being a lil unconfident i decided at lunch to do a little 20 miler, going down the A508 behind a few cars i see in my mirror a GSX-R that has come out of nowhere, as i am only on a 33bhp i move over stick my right foot pointing it by. As it comes past I i pull out n saw a pretty nice thong i was like jesus thats wrong for a bloke to be wearin 1. We get to the end of the 508 at the lights the rider stands up in fronta me n puts the thong back down i started larfin only to see a fine piece of ass i was like this is wrong i am not gay. Next petrol station down we both pull in, and the helmet comes off Its fit its blonde and its female. Oh my gosh that was it i went all warm inside. She comes over n ses "wat does it ride like?" looking at my bike i was baffled and lost for words still lookin at her in amazment, i go "yer nice jus its restricted" she goes "oh" I go "how do u ride, i mean urs" she goes like a dream.

Does anyone know where i can get these creatures it was an amazing moment that i will never want to forget. It was the bike i want next aswell as my SV a GSX-R 600 (newer style) and a fit bird (which no-one really minds) all as one.

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Old 01-05-07, 03:59 PM   #2
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Mmmmm Mitzi.........
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Old 01-05-07, 04:00 PM   #3
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Way to play it cool LMAO!

As for your question, you met one but didnt have the bottle/presence of mind to get a number, or itleast cause a collision so you have to exchange details!
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Old 01-05-07, 04:02 PM   #4
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Way to play it cool LMAO!

As for your question, you met one but didnt have the bottle/presence of mind to get a number, or itleast cause a collision so you have to exchange details!
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Old 01-05-07, 04:02 PM   #5
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Excuse me whilst I wipe the coffee from my monitor.






... right, that done. Personally, when I saw the thong I would of assumed female, and closed the gap a little for a closer inspection & a little formation flying.

Now learn from your mistake!
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Old 01-05-07, 04:03 PM   #6
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LOL !!!!

I guess with Fizzy Fish and her Gixxer we in London are spoiled, as we get that every other week or so

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Old 01-05-07, 04:03 PM   #7
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Personally, when I saw the thong I would of assumed female, and closed the gap a little for a closer inspection & a little formation flying.

Now learn from your mistake!
I would've but it was pretty difficult to keep up lol. Damn restrictors!
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Old 01-05-07, 04:05 PM   #8
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the old 'i'll give me my number if you fancy a ride sometime' was BEGGING to be used!
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the old 'i'll give me my number if you fancy a ride sometime' was BEGGING to be used!
Amen. Also a useful double entendre Also, more likely to work than you asking her for her number, you're putting the ball in her court.
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Old 01-05-07, 04:07 PM   #10
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You never know, her's may have been restricted too!

Next time, get her number!
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