What would you do if.... - SV650.org

31-07-07, 01:03 AM

Toseland ran over your foot ? Why do i ask? Cos he ran over mine !

at the last BSB meet at brands! i arrived late as usual , goes up to the paddock hut on bike..."No bikes allowed in, park back there..." so i get off and start laboriously turning it around..its on a hill there so i was leaning into it and just then Toseland pulls up behind in his car( a Honda i think

), says hello to all & sundry and then ran over my foot ! owwwwwwww!

Half an hour later im at the cafe by the press centre entrance, guess which honda rider walks straight up to me .....

What would you do ?

31-07-07, 01:27 AM

no answers eh? Is it cos its 2am and evryones in bed except us writers (ahem) or is it cos you want some possible reactions....?ill give you 3 for starters....

1 - "Toseland , you *******o, not only do you ride for Honda, you do it in white! Youve got a stupid face and you ran over my foot on the way in. Well Mr Toseland, im gonna sue you for every penny those fools at Honda have paid you, and them at Ducati too !"

2 - "Hello James ! You really are a brilliant rider and boy you have given that big headed Roman twerp Biaggio a good thrashing! well done sir"

3 - give him the nod that says - "I know you, but you dont know me, altho you recognise me cos YOU JUST RAN OVER MY FOOT YOU CLUMSY OAF! thnak god you dont race touring cars cos youd be running over every foot you came near in the paddock!"

one of the above is (almost, ahem

) true

Richie · 31-07-07, 07:55 AM

#3...
and I would have swore at him (in my mind...)

31-07-07, 08:13 AM

Pay the man and be grateful, whilst offering up your other foot!

31-07-07, 08:13 AM

I'd have asked him to sign my boot - right next to the tyre tread marks and then labled it 'Exhibit A'.

31-07-07, 08:24 AM

Offer up the other foot. That way, you'd have a bi lateral limp which is probably more stable than limping on just one foot.

northwind · 31-07-07, 11:44 AM

Think yourself lucky, when I got my foot run over it was by a complete nobody.

02-08-07, 08:21 PM

such a shame about the suzuka 8 hr !!!!

dizzyblonde · 02-08-07, 08:28 PM

in Harry Enfield voice.......oi Toseland.............nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo oooooooooooooo!!!!

02-08-07, 09:00 PM

whats worse - it now says on 2onTrack that hes signed to......

Tech 3 Moto GP !!!

no no nonoooooooooo!!!!!!

31-07-07, 01:03 AM	#1
pete m Guest Posts: n/a	What would you do if.... Toseland ran over your foot ? Why do i ask? Cos he ran over mine ! at the last BSB meet at brands! i arrived late as usual , goes up to the paddock hut on bike..."No bikes allowed in, park back there..." so i get off and start laboriously turning it around..its on a hill there so i was leaning into it and just then Toseland pulls up behind in his car( a Honda i think ), says hello to all & sundry and then ran over my foot ! owwwwwwww! Half an hour later im at the cafe by the press centre entrance, guess which honda rider walks straight up to me ..... What would you do ?

31-07-07, 01:27 AM	#2
pete m Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you do if.... no answers eh? Is it cos its 2am and evryones in bed except us writers (ahem) or is it cos you want some possible reactions....?ill give you 3 for starters.... 1 - "Toseland , you *******o, not only do you ride for Honda, you do it in white! Youve got a stupid face and you ran over my foot on the way in. Well Mr Toseland, im gonna sue you for every penny those fools at Honda have paid you, and them at Ducati too !" 2 - "Hello James ! You really are a brilliant rider and boy you have given that big headed Roman twerp Biaggio a good thrashing! well done sir" 3 - give him the nod that says - "I know you, but you dont know me, altho you recognise me cos YOU JUST RAN OVER MY FOOT YOU CLUMSY OAF! thnak god you dont race touring cars cos youd be running over every foot you came near in the paddock!" one of the above is (almost, ahem ) true

31-07-07, 08:13 AM	#4
skint Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you do if.... Pay the man and be grateful, whilst offering up your other foot!

31-07-07, 08:13 AM	#5
K Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you do if.... I'd have asked him to sign my boot - right next to the tyre tread marks and then labled it 'Exhibit A'.

31-07-07, 08:24 AM	#6
melody Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you do if.... Offer up the other foot. That way, you'd have a bi lateral limp which is probably more stable than limping on just one foot.

31-07-07, 07:55 AM	#3
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31-07-07, 11:44 AM	#7
northwind Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In the garage where I belong Posts: 17,083	Re: What would you do if.... Think yourself lucky, when I got my foot run over it was by a complete nobody. __________________ "We are the angry mob, we read the papers every day We like what we like, we hate what we hate But we're oh so easily swayed"

02-08-07, 08:21 PM	#8
pete m Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you do if.... such a shame about the suzuka 8 hr !!!!

02-08-07, 08:28 PM	#9
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02-08-07, 09:00 PM	#10
pete m Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you do if.... whats worse - it now says on 2onTrack that hes signed to...... Tech 3 Moto GP !!! no no nonoooooooooo!!!!!!