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Old 07-08-07, 04:19 PM   #1
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Default New Terror Threat Levels

Just recieved this as an email!

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross".
Londoners have not been "A Bit
Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran
out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was during the great fire of 1666.


Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher
levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."


The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the
only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.


The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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Old 07-08-07, 04:25 PM   #2
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Default Re: New Terror Threat Levels

brilliant
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Old 07-08-07, 04:31 PM   #3
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Default Re: New Terror Threat Levels

Didn't numbers post this a few months ago.



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Found it here

So nothing new to see here, please move along
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Old 07-08-07, 04:46 PM   #4
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Didn't numbers post this a few months ago.



edit

Found it here

So nothing new to see here, please move along
Well I hadn't seen it before and niether had plowsie!
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Old 07-08-07, 04:51 PM   #5
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Well I hadn't seen it before and niether had plowsie!
Well you obviously don't spend enough time on t'org then.
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Old 07-08-07, 09:06 PM   #6
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Well I hadn't seen it before and niether had plowsie!
I'm with him on that
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Well you obviously don't spend enough time on t'org then.
8.30 in the mornin till 5.30 in the evenin, and sometimes of night, i spend no time on here at all
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Old 07-08-07, 09:16 PM   #7
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Fantastic! I never saw it before either... well worth another go then
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Old 07-08-07, 09:21 PM   #8
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I've saw it before, still really funny though
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