Funniest story this year

But how?!

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

for anyone that wants to read on

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...-mostviewedbox

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Thats rediculous, it was his own bike in a private room he paid for so I do not understand the issue.

Offence having sex with intamate object.

If they had walk in on a women having fun with a toy of the sexual variety its exactly the same scenario unless I'm missing something.

I saw this a few days ago and was astounded,(no not at his inventiveness!) He can't be a full shilling though can he? I mean I have heard about rubbing up against inaminate objects ...but really,this?

On a more serious note he has now been added to the sex offenders list,you know where they have paedo's and rapists? Does his inclusion on such a list not then negate the seriousness of why others have been included on it?

Originally Posted by Pedrosa

I saw this a few days ago and was astounded,(no not at his inventiveness!) He can't be a full shilling though can he? I mean I have heard about rubbing up against inaminate objects ...but really,this?

On a more serious note he has now been added to the sex offenders list,you know where they have paedo's and rapists? Does his inclusion on such a list not then negate the seriousness of why others have been included on it?

maybe it was a childs bike?



but how?! am I missing something?!

"Karl Watkins, an electrician was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."


How????? And moer importantly - how did the idea occur? Did he pass it every day on his way to work unable to articulate his feelings? Then in a drunken moment just went for it?

Originally Posted by Kinvig

"Karl Watkins, an electrician was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."


How????? And moer importantly - how did the idea occur? Did he pass it every day on his way to work unable to articulate his feelings? Then in a drunken moment just went for it?

Obviously using the cracks no?

KARL WATKINS, 20, appeared at Hereford Crown Court in February 1993 on five
counts of outraging public decency: in particular, making love to pavements.
Watkins claimed it was a case of mistaken identity, but he was fingered many
times as the man found face down on the paving stones with his pants round
his ankles. One boy told of seeing Watkins's bare backside moving up and
down, while a mother said she was shocked to see a group of children gathered
round him. He also attempted to mount an underpass. How he passed the time
during his 18 month jail sentence is far from clear.
Watkins was back in court in April 1995, on charges of simulating sex with
black plastic dustbin bags in front of teenage schoolgirls. He revealed a
nine-year fetish with the plastic sacks, centred on the "feel and touch of
the bin liners". He went out at night to spend his time in rubbish piles, and
had been found in wheelie bins, and even in the back of dust-carts. His
ultimate sexual fantasy was to be in a dust-cart when the bin bags were
crushed. Convicted of outraging public decency, he was put on three years'
probation and ordered to seek psychiatric help

That has to be deliberate!

Isn't that the same guy who was also caught in a terraced street after playing in a back passage?

I heard he couldn't kerb (curb) his feelings and sit on the fence any longer so he chose this alternative path...

Originally Posted by licoricepizza

I heard he couldn't kerb (curb) his feelings and sit on the fence any longer so he chose this alternative path...