SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum



Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick).
There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 14-10-06, 08:23 PM   #11
Spiderman
Where the hell am I?
Mega Poster
 
Spiderman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle
Posts: 7,451
Default

Dont eat the food colected in your tash. Ever.

May wanna wash beard with an anti-dandruff shampoo for first couple of weeks if you find you suffer from dry or flaky skin.

Watch out for the velco effect when performing cunnilingus
__________________
.
"Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows."
AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P
Spiderman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 14-10-06, 08:39 PM   #12
Stingo
Member
 
Stingo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly.
Posts: 527
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman
Dont eat the food colected in your tash. Ever.

May wanna wash beard with an anti-dandruff shampoo for first couple of weeks if you find you suffer from dry or flaky skin.

Watch out for the velco effect when performing cunnilingus
Don't see why that would be a problem
__________________
Twitter: @poseidon_ashore
Stingo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 14-10-06, 08:48 PM   #13
Grinch
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman
Dont eat the food colected in your tash. Ever.

May wanna wash beard with an anti-dandruff shampoo for first couple of weeks if you find you suffer from dry or flaky skin.

Watch out for the velco effect when performing cunnilingus
Spidey... naughty... but funny...
  Reply With Quote
Old 14-10-06, 09:10 PM   #14
Mr Toad
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman
Watch out for the velco effect when performing cunnilingus



help help I'm suffocating
  Reply With Quote
Old 15-10-06, 09:08 AM   #15
Steve W
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I have recently grown a beard and found after about 3 months the itchiness was much reduced and using decent hair shampoo made it softer. Trickiest bit is getting moustache right length to stop it attacking food.

I find I am getting seriously interested in cruisers but am not sure which came first...
  Reply With Quote
Old 15-10-06, 09:17 AM   #16
Alpinestarhero
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

God I hate my facial hair (not that I get alot of it, not manly enough )

And i hate removing it, because I get ingrowing hairs. Which itch like crazy.



Matt
  Reply With Quote
Old 15-10-06, 01:24 PM   #17
Godikus
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I havn't shaved me chiny chin chin in almost 2 years now, it stops itching after about 3-6 months, and it doesn't make you want a cruiser. I've never botherd with any dodgey shampoo or conditioner, water works fine

Me mrs wont let me shave it
  Reply With Quote
Old 15-10-06, 01:35 PM   #18
Filipe M.
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Grinch, why don't you just ask this guy?

  Reply With Quote
Old 15-10-06, 01:53 PM   #19
Alpinestarhero
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Must be the inspiration to ZZ-top's style, that bloke

Matt
  Reply With Quote
Old 15-10-06, 06:16 PM   #20
Spiderman
Where the hell am I?
Mega Poster
 
Spiderman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle
Posts: 7,451
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grinch
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman
Dont eat the food colected in your tash. Ever.

May wanna wash beard with an anti-dandruff shampoo for first couple of weeks if you find you suffer from dry or flaky skin.

Watch out for the velco effect when performing cunnilingus
Spidey... naughty... but funny...
Who, Moi?

Never
__________________
.
"Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows."
AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P
Spiderman is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Chain care SV PILOT Bikes - Talk & Issues 21 25-04-08 12:31 PM
Care to try this Airfix Idle Banter 11 10-11-07 12:35 PM
Anyone care to explain..... Nexus242 Idle Banter 2 18-05-06 04:53 AM
- mE neW. handlE with carE...... - fazzas650 Idle Banter 19 02-03-06 06:29 PM
Does anyone care what I look like? Jabba Photos 19 11-05-04 08:28 AM


All times are GMT. The time now is 02:55 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.