giggle about my insurance renewal

Originally Posted by barwel1992

mine was with 1 year ncb with a named rider of 12 year experiance with 1year ncb and in a locked garage

It went up by £200 quid for doing that, it was already kept in a locked garage etc

it went up for having a named rider ??? on the sv it droped £100 (£490 TPFT with all extras) also they know about the mods to the bike as well

Yup went up stayed the same if i switched it around so I was a named rider on my dads policy as well but if its just him the insurance is £200 fully comp :\

Mine went up with a named rider too.


I even tried my mate whos an instructor and it still went up.

Originally Posted by Cumfy

Dave, sorry for not getting back sooner on your insurance quote. Having read some of your posts on this site I must apologise for the misquote you received. The quote should have been a grand but someone has now been fired for this grievous mistake. Hope to receive your payment soon, or we send Sally for a visit.

Yours

Spearie Insurance.
(Cumfy) CEO!

dear cumfy
thankyou for the revised quote sent by spearie ins
im glad you saw sence and sacked the before mentioned employie

due to the fact that i am staying away from your god forsaken country i was hopeing for a lower quote as i will not need, "thick ass jock nissan driver cover" or nearmiss with caravan cos of busted chain cover, i will still require the dizzyblonde anti sheep cover due to future visits to wales

so if you could send another revised qoute that would be helpful

as for the personal payment pickup, it is decent for you to offer but as we both know in todays climate, your agent "sally" like the rest of your countrymen still has difficulty finding his wallet to expidite travel or expenditure of any discription (except of course for some buckfast and special brew)

due to this i could not possible ask you to send down your gay whipping boy as im sure you still require him and the rest of the spearies to stand on street corners selling there ar5es for the few pennies they can get

kindest reguards
dave preston

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by davepreston

i will still require the dizzyblonde anti sheep cover due to future visits to wales

if you look in the small print Dave, the Dizzyblonde anti animal cover, only covers you for deer, for every animal you need to protect yourself against thereafter....it'll cost you extra

right one quick check on the bike insurer .tv
new qote £177.59
mmmmm what do you think im doing lol

[dizzyblonde]

check what you aren't covered for with the price

Originally Posted by davepreston

mmmmm what do you think im doing lol

Either drooling over something you can't afford or plotting to steal matts bike. Which are you going to own up to?

Dear Dave, thank you for clarifying the kind of cover you require and for your kind considerations to Spearie Insurance, unfortunately, we have no dizzyblonde cover available regards to animals, as Sally our field agent actively seeks out such critters for our other company up here, Spearie Amusements. As we don't wish to anger the Aberdeen locals, we must unfortunately decline insuring you at the moment, however as a token of good will, should you be in the neighbourhood, you can claim the compensation from the agent dealing with your situation, that would be Sally.

Thank you for your undestanding, now shift yourself up here to claim what you can off that stingee wee Scot known as Sally.

Regards

Cumfy
Spearie World Domination Inc
Mwah hahah
CEO