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Old 20-03-07, 12:39 PM   #21
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Claret - blood


gash - rubbish


dirty tabber - smoker
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Old 20-03-07, 01:13 PM   #22
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i call scoobs my little plum duff, but he's certainly not what i'd call ordinary...
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Old 20-03-07, 01:48 PM   #23
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Sheep fur - wool
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Old 20-03-07, 02:28 PM   #24
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Analog Writing Devices - pens and pencils. I can't use them to save my own life.
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Old 20-03-07, 04:35 PM   #25
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Growler = Pork Pie
Goggle Box = TV
Laughing Tackle = Mouth
Peasant Wagon = Bus
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Old 20-03-07, 04:46 PM   #26
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Cows juice+milk
Rat-**** = ratchet
Mouse-****= small ratchet
Squeaky meat=cheese
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Old 20-03-07, 05:11 PM   #27
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in the last few replies we've had gash (rubbish) and growler (pork pie)

really really not the alternatives i was expecting to read....
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Old 20-03-07, 05:24 PM   #28
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Analog Writing Devices - pens and pencils. I can't use them to save my own life.
Oh dear!

Erm...

Whatsit,
Thingy (and the derived thingymajig),
Dodah,
Whatjamacallit

All useful for any number of object, can be interchanged, and can be use as thus "Hey thingy, pass me the whatjamacallit will ya? The Dodah? Yeah, the thingymajig!"
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Old 20-03-07, 05:34 PM   #29
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Growler = Pork Pie...
not heard that in a while!
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Old 20-03-07, 06:01 PM   #30
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min... cun.. sl.... ??? fairy - its about the only word to describe the bloody female organ that isnt offensive lol, ? ? ?
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