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Old 05-10-11, 07:14 PM   #41
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i reckon i could play hand puppets with those 2
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Old 05-10-11, 07:15 PM   #42
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I would an a wouldn't, but she looks like she's using David Dickinson's body varnish supplier in those pics TBH

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Great determination and hard work for her to get to that stage-the sacrifices she has made to achieve her goals will have been astronomical.Its a major lifestyle change to go from a coke snorting party girl to a professional body builder.She'll look amazing when she's not as cut and is carrying some bodyfat-keep in mind that when she's on stage she'll be at less than 4% body fat.Its what floats your boat i suppose.
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I do admire the bodybuilders as I've seen what they sacrifice just to do it, and the change for someone like her is extreme.


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Old 05-10-11, 08:54 PM   #43
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Given a choice between a female body-building show and a Jedward-Puppet show, I know which would raise more money for charity. Jodie Marsh might look like she's used gravy browning but I think Bibio is going to have to apply goose fat!
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Old 06-10-11, 10:15 AM   #44
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hahaha hideous mess she is !!!

i would so kick her out of bed greasy thing she is !
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Old 06-10-11, 10:28 AM   #45
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Jessica Ennis - OMMMMGGGGG she's lovely. I want her. I want to cuddle her and tell her nice things.



This pic is actually pretty ****ing sexy... doesn't look too beefed up, sleeve tattoos on women are HOT and she is a brunette. I reallllly would from that pic. The other ones she looks awful, but obviously that's because of her boddy fat % as previously mentioned. If she'd just sort that nose out too...
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Old 06-10-11, 10:38 AM   #46
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The pics in the sun to look loads better today ,still a monged plastic face though
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Old 06-10-11, 07:39 PM   #47
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Wouldn't touch her with anybody else's ,, just too gross for me..
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Old 08-10-11, 07:03 PM   #48
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The kind of person that would pick Peanuts out of Poo for attention , she looked better in the Glamour Days ...... and as she is now , it`s like some sort of botched Photoshop job . Still has a nose like a Builders Elbow .
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Old 09-10-11, 01:24 PM   #49
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Yes I would ,as the tan is there to do a job for that day,and its only a 6 pack and its tense in that pic .the rest is still sex imo
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Old 10-10-11, 01:15 PM   #50
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I would rather give Sid Squid the benefit of my experience..
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