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Old 21-03-07, 10:37 AM   #41
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wizards sleeve

horses collar

i could go on but on the grounds of "decency" i shall refrain for now!!
I'll carry on for you then

Upright bacon sandwich

Axe wound
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Old 21-03-07, 10:50 AM   #42
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Muff = handle-bar mounted glove
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Old 21-03-07, 11:32 AM   #43
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Dont know if these have been done yet,

Tommy Tag - Fag

Tommy Tank - shaking hands with the gouverner of love . . . etc (you get the idea )

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Old 22-03-07, 09:53 AM   #44
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I'll carry on for you then

Upright bacon sandwich

Axe wound
camels hoof (in jeans or tight trousers)
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Old 22-03-07, 11:32 AM   #45
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Twinkle **** - Ladies 'personal' deodorant.



Oh dear...I'd better get out of here....
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Old 22-03-07, 02:30 PM   #46
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top boll#cks - breasts
dirty pillows - breasts
wali jumblats - err.. breasts
baps - err breasts again,sorry
front bottom - ladies unmentionables

thank god for comprehensive education
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Old 22-03-07, 05:34 PM   #47
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"The Buttons" - remote control as in where the f### are the buttons?

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Old 22-03-07, 05:38 PM   #48
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camels hoof (in jeans or tight trousers)

Dont you mean camel toe?





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Old 22-03-07, 05:48 PM   #49
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Dont you mean camel toe?





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oopps. yer, you get the jist!!
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Old 22-03-07, 05:57 PM   #50
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hootnanny= lady bits!
backdoor= backside
jubblies= boobs
tackle= man bits
weaner in a warehouse= over used lady bits....did i cross a line with that one?

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