what sort of daft things to people do when drunk??

[tigersaw]

All in one evening after discovering a pub that would serve us;
crossed the river Trent using the ironwork on the underside of a road bridge, jumped off a bridge onto a slow moving coal freight train, jumped off train to gravel pit, climbed conveyor ramp and jumped off top onto gravel pile (probably 20 metres high), crossed A38 dual carridgeway impersonating a space invader for the amusement of oncoming cars, crossed canal on a gas pipe, walked home and slept soundly and contentedly.

When we go on bus runs, a popular start to a evening, which for you southerners, means hiring a bus, and going round all the local pubs.

The aim is to borrow something from each pub.
Saturday Nights takings were, blow up pink guitar, gold over sized acorn painted gold complete with stick, small ornament which was used for drinking from later, white cowboy hat with, 'i love puschkins' on it (see below), various pint glass's and drinks glass's and some pool balls. That were my borrowings from Sat

For a while I was nicknamed Bo after Bo Duke from the Dukes of Hazard cos whilst inebriated I would suddenly take to sliding over the bonnets of cars at traffic lights, all good fun, until one car turned out to be a police car, oooppss, shorry offisher.

Oh yeah. And finding it amusing to turn boxes into helmets. (see avatar)

Originally Posted by saoralba

Thats two 17 y/o's who claim not to ever have been properly goosed, is it a English thing, or am I missing something??
Do pubs not start serving you when you look of age, or is it different down there?

Not saying I can keep up well with the regular locals, but 5 bottles of stella in 3 hours and 15 minutes, and he can't move, thats terrible.
Is it a English thing, or a Southern thing?

You're known up in Scotland for ye fine Ales.

We have a think 25 thing, I look about 19 or 20 when I dress up to go 'out' and have been able to purchase alcohol from a store, but even when I have gone down the pub I've only had at most 2 beers and stopped as I have no intentions of not being able to walk home.

[Mr Speirs]

Stealing parking tickets and putting them on different cars.

the list is long and distingused but i will refer to the op as the lest bothersome the most was probably putting a mates honda in his bathroom on the 3rd floor of the hotel we were staying in forgeting then the police finding it the next day after we had reported it stolen when said officer went for a quick slash during the takin of our statements

[Speedy]

We tend to set ourselves "Missions".

One of these was to steal a Missile from a TA base not very far from here.....

We broke in to said base, got up close to the Missile, then realised how big and heavy it was.

So instead we climbed on it and took photos of ourselves.

Then had to escape rather quickly which resulted in a pair of barbed wire-ripped jeans.



Yes thats me on the missile.......

Originally Posted by Speedy

Yes thats me on the missile.......

Do you often get up close and personal to objects of innuendo?

Originally Posted by saoralba

Thats two 17 y/o's who claim not to ever have been properly goosed, is it a English thing, or am I missing something??
Do pubs not start serving you when you look of age, or is it different down there?

And its true, i dont really have time to drink, ill have the odd one at home but would rather not risk getting up next morn and it has affected me whilst out on the bike (not saying im light weight and done on 1 bottle but you never know could happen)

Ive been served 2 out of the 2 times ive attempted, once i got served a half (yea beat that) in a pub and it wernt even for me... another time i got served 24 cans at a supermarket (self check out but some woman had to tick a box to say no ID required) and then when i went to get fags got asked for ID =\

Originally Posted by saoralba

Not saying I can keep up well with the regular locals, but 5 bottles of stella in 3 hours and 15 minutes, and he can't move, thats terrible.
Is it a English thing, or a Southern thing?

At his age and what he had eaten, not really, i am also unaware of whether or not he drunk those 5 bottles in less than 3 hrs 15 mins, but i found it funny as he only really responded to me mainly in the form of hand jestures (brotherly love eh?)