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Old 30-03-12, 03:50 PM   #61
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Lozzo is wise and will only return to guide us in the right direction.

Anyway i thought why dont we have a man island and a woman island where we live seperately and happily and a breeding island for *cough* get-togethers. Then we can do man stuff without the complaining and the girls can do girl stuff without our yawning and well i better not explain the get-togethers




Ps dont take advice from me im single hmm i wonder why
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Old 30-03-12, 03:55 PM   #62
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Would stereotypical gay men want to be on the woman island & stereotypical gay women on the man island? Then if you wanted to peek at some boobies you could pretend to be gay for the day
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Old 30-03-12, 03:55 PM   #63
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Some of us will have to stop on the girls island to get rid of spiders.
I'm ok to take on this great responsibility.
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Old 30-03-12, 03:58 PM   #64
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Who's coming over to man island to do the ironing?
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Old 30-03-12, 04:00 PM   #65
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Haha spiders, gays and ironing you guys crack me up lol
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Old 30-03-12, 04:05 PM   #66
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Who's coming over to man island to do the ironing?
Real men wear creased clothes. Who's going to tidy up the mess?
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Old 30-03-12, 04:07 PM   #67
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Real men wear creased clothes. Who's going to tidy up the mess?
Real men don't mind the mess!!

(The man smell's gonna annoy me after a bit though)
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Old 30-03-12, 04:10 PM   #68
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Real men don't mind the mess!!

(The man smell's gonna annoy me after a bit though)
Yes, but it's going to be difficult to find things under the layers of junk and strewn clothes.
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Old 30-03-12, 04:15 PM   #69
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What are you looking for? Just buy a new one. Once in a while we can ship all the rubbish over to woman island for sorting & cleaning before they send it back ready to be used again
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Blonde' Women!
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