Just been caught speeding

Originally Posted by graemepaterson

- The type A who wear glasses with a strap on

That could poke someones eye out. I hope they have a permit for it.

[the_lone_wolf]

all this talk about step ladders, i'm concerned we may be discriminating against other forms of ladder...

someone call the daily mail

Originally Posted by sarah

Sensible can get boring sometimes.

We had this announcement at work today:

Christmas decorations

The festive season will soon be upon us, and now is a good time to remind everyone to take care when hanging decorations. Staff may use stepladders to hang decorations but there are some basic guidelines to using them safely. Accommodation hold three sets of suitable stepladders which can be booked out to staff but we do ask that the request is made by a manager for the section who will assume responsibility for their safe use in the area concerned. Bullet points for their safe use will be issued with the ladders.
Please don’t be tempted to climb on desks, cabinets, chairs or other furniture.
The ladders are two metres high and are not particularly light. We are unable to deliver or collect the ladders so each section will be responsible for the collection and return of ladders from Accommodation, GB50. Because demand may be high over a few days, we are allocating the ladders on two hourly slots. Please contact XXX on ext XXXX if you wish to borrow a stepladder and she will allocate as close as she can to the time and day you request. The same pre-booking system will apply when it comes to taking the decorations back down.
XXX
Facilities Management
Ext XXX

Step ladder... H&S have banned them here, yo now have to use podium steps