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Not content with busting a toe the other week which still hurts.
Last night I cooked an after pub pizza. Out of the oven cut and onto plate whilst I flick through the goggle box. First bite of pizza and I am dancing round the room. Nobody ever warned me that the string of cheese hanging over the edge could burn my face so badly. my lip bubbled up nicely, burst some time during the night depositing blood over my face/pillow. everytime I try to clean the blood off my lip it starts bleeding again. Damm pizza. No instruction to let it cool before eating on the box.
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stop laughing at my misfortune. It ain't funny
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Sue 'em!
Reminds me of McDonalds coffe cups... "Warning, contents may be hot!" MAY be hot? Contents better f**kin had be hot if I'm ordering a coffee! |
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It's usually the roof of my mouth that I burn, and that hurts!
That's the best I can do in sympathy I'm afraid... |
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oh that is sooooooooo funy i have visions of you dancing around with a lip the size of the michelin blimp!
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anything like the nutty professor when the stuff starts to wear off?
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Curse those pizzas! So inviting but so hot!
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Twit
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Something that came out of the oven was hot?
Well i never. |
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