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04-03-09, 07:58 PM
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'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
I feel sorry for this guy, this woman got drunk and upset because she wasnt pregnant and wanted a baby...kissed him and bit 3/4 of his tongue off! What the hell!
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04-03-09, 08:00 PM
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Re: 'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
Nutter. Yuk.
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04-03-09, 08:08 PM
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Re: 'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
So after having a bit of his tongue bitten off, he fell asleep.
Figures, you'd have to be pretty f##kin pi$$ed to stick your tongue in that.
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04-03-09, 08:10 PM
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Re: 'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
It's divine retribution-she won't be getting anyone wanting to make her pregnant after that!
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04-03-09, 08:13 PM
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Re: 'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
Lots of nutty women like that about unfortunately
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04-03-09, 08:19 PM
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Re: 'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
Nice. He needs to count his blessings though, at least she didn't go for something else....
You fellas cringing yet 
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04-03-09, 08:20 PM
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Re: 'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
that shrek in drag? instead of eating her boyfriend and getting fatter, much better idea would be lypo suction.
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04-03-09, 08:22 PM
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Re: 'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
"Hannibal" was far more entertaining.
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04-03-09, 08:29 PM
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Re: 'Happy Birthday - Now ill bite your tongue off'
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Wonder if he'll ever speak properly again.. Typical type of woman though thats very true! |
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