New year wishes from my twin brother.

So he sends me a text:

'Happy New Year d-i-c-k-h-e-a-d'

I reply:

'Too kind xxx'

And he says:

'Oh so you do know how to use a mobile. I thought your hands must have dropped off. Look, phone me once in a while just to say hello, or else **** off. It's up to you.'

Families of course, some mobiles only receive calls, and don't send

Right now I think I'll **** off.

[G]

Classic...

[Bluepete]

There's nothing like brotherly love!

And that's nothing like brotherly love...

Happy new year Ed.

Peter

[widepants]

oh does he live on one of those roads that only allows people to arrive but not leave

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by widepants

oh does he live on one of those roads that only allows people to arrive but not leave

Does that place have a local shop?

Wish i got that from my bro i get nothing.

[gruntygiggles]

Ah yes, I have a sister like that! She has that affliction where everyone has to go to her because she can't possibly leave her oh so important life to go to anybody else.

Tis a shame Ed. Just ask him why he hadn't picked up the phone either!

just cos he's your bro don't mean you have to like him, haven't seen mine for a couple of years or spoken to him, wouldn't bother me if i never saw him again, familys there like marmite

[maviczap]

Yep my sister are like this, fight like cat and dog if placed in the same room

Me and my bruv don't call each other ever, but when we get together there's no problem.

His kids a great and since his partner left him, he's got a lot on his plate looking after the kids and holding down a busy job, poor bloke.