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01-02-07, 10:43 AM
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love honour and obey
Fat Alan: That's all very well, Jon, but a blade ain't a really effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in several different kinds of martial arts. No really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go for it. Stab me in the side. [the others laugh] Jonny: Why would I wanna do that? [he stabs him] Fat Alan: He stabbed me! [the gang laughs harder] Fat Alan: He stabbed me in the guts! |
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01-02-07, 11:18 AM
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Thought I was the only one who had ever seen Love, Honour and Obey!
"Somebody has had it away on his toes with my percy. I am not a happy bunny Ray." |
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01-02-07, 01:13 PM
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10-02-07, 09:51 PM
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 PVT hudson-aliensman i love that film especially the directors cut game over man game over!!! |
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10-02-07, 09:55 PM
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okay here we go
"NEVER RUB ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB" |
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10-02-07, 10:17 PM
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 Yeah - great movvie - Hudson - what a guy!! We've got Nukes, knives, sharp sticks!!
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11-02-07, 02:30 AM
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I cant believe that no one has done this one yet
"I've seen attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion.....(Can't remember the next bit properly, it's something about seabeams at the Tanhauser Gate).... All these things will be lost like tears in the rain, Time To Die." Roy-Blade Runner. "Bowels in or out? I'll decide for you" Lekter-Hannibal "What do you expect us to use? Harsh Language?" Frost-Aliens "The eyes are open and the mouth moves but Mr Brain has long since departed hasn't he Percy" Sorry a TV quote (Blackadder II) but it gets used on occasion by me! "Oh yes, there will be blood!" Jigsaw-Saw "I'm not the messiah now F**k off! How shall we f**k off messiah?" Life of Brian That's all for now folks!! 
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11-02-07, 12:42 PM
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"NI!"
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11-02-07, 01:49 PM
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'Good luck.'
'Luck is not a factor.' The Abyss |
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11-02-07, 03:13 PM
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A couple from Withnail & I: Speaking about Geoff Wode: 'his head must weigh 50 pounds on it's own... imagine the size of his balls. and 'lighter fluid is a far superior drink to meths, the ******s don't drink it because they can't afford it. |
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