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24-03-07, 02:28 PM
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Re: I need help guys
Right there Alpine, Booze is never good unless your both drinking socially, If one is and the other isnt best to steer clear of the other half, unless your good at groveling the next day.
Phone her and apologise for being a jerk(to test the water), then take a token present if she isnt too mad or be preparedto grovel big time if she is. |
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24-03-07, 03:08 PM
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Stand below her bedroom singing "O Solé Mio". When she looks out, make a "woo woo" noise like a steam train and wave your willy at her
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24-03-07, 03:35 PM
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More impotrantly...what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothin. You told her twice already. hth wiht your dilema kcowgergmm
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24-03-07, 03:53 PM
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Re: I need help guys
Buy her some evening primrose stuff.
 Hat coat running shoes.
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24-03-07, 03:59 PM
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Asking the guys..............  You should be getting the ladies perspective on this. They at least have a clue about relationships. 
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24-03-07, 04:06 PM
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24-03-07, 05:52 PM
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24-03-07, 06:00 PM
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I'd dump her and get one that doesn't complain.
Oh hang on, this is a case of "but they all do that sir" isn't it.  Dump her anyway. |
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24-03-07, 06:20 PM
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oi we do not all complain. we sleep occassionally. or stick something in our mouths to stop us complaining - I mean chocolate 
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24-03-07, 06:43 PM
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tell her to get over it.
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