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Old 11-07-07, 11:57 AM   #31
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Tee hee hee! Warfare on a tight budget.
That's not tight, I have a snail with a spoon... Comeone!
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Old 11-07-07, 12:07 PM   #32
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Damn you - I had spent ages training a slug to hold a fork...

... but then the hedgehog ate him.

I've managed to armour a worm with a bendy straw. Good defence, crap offensive capability though.
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Old 11-07-07, 12:23 PM   #33
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Damn you - I had spent ages training a slug to hold a fork...

... but then the hedgehog ate him.
Did you say 'forkin' hell' when it happened?


I have managed a fit a starling with unguided sweetcorn forks.
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Old 11-07-07, 12:35 PM   #34
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Hey - if they can grow an ear onto the back of a mouse, why not an anti-personnel mine!

Quite! I hate Human Resources. just a bunch of gossips & ne-er-do-wells.
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Old 11-07-07, 01:34 PM   #35
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You want budget warfare?

I got an army of Red Ants armed with toothpicks! Now they really are a formidable foe and i'm just waiting for Grinch to become world leader so i can overthrow him with ease.

Bring it!!!
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Old 11-07-07, 02:08 PM   #36
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It'll be the kamakazi exploding frogs next
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Old 11-07-07, 02:27 PM   #37
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You want budget warfare?

I got an army of Red Ants armed with toothpicks! Now they really are a formidable foe and i'm just waiting for Grinch to become world leader so i can overthrow him with ease.

Bring it!!!
And I will destroy them with the big hobnail boot of stompyness.

Or maybe a squadron of 'starlings with unguided sweetcorn forks'...
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Old 11-07-07, 03:01 PM   #38
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Well, at nightfall you're ALL SCREWED.

I've got my squadron of seek and destroy bats armed with cacti-bombs...



Buahahahahahaha... You won't even see them coming!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Old 11-07-07, 03:21 PM   #39
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What is the wind speed velocity of an laddened bat with a cacti-bomb?
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Old 11-07-07, 03:25 PM   #40
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