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Old 04-03-08, 10:53 PM   #11
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Old 04-03-08, 11:01 PM   #12
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Old 04-03-08, 11:31 PM   #13
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I'm just having fun googling Jayne's replies and finding out the meaning of some of the words!

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Old 04-03-08, 11:38 PM   #14
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I'm just having fun googling Jayne's replies and finding out the meaning of some of the words!

That makes me sound awful, thank you!
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Old 04-03-08, 11:42 PM   #15
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I think I'm in love with Jayne...
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Old 05-03-08, 09:40 AM   #17
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