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Old 10-05-08, 07:23 AM   #11
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That is very funny. Proffesionaly done also. lol
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Old 10-05-08, 08:12 AM   #12
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That's cos all the nice men are married......

ps: If they'll leave their missus for you then they'll leave you to eventually, leopards don't change their spots etc...
Oi no they arnt, put that tar brush away please
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Old 10-05-08, 03:10 PM   #13
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Guys if ya want to check where ya other half is then check this site out, GPS technology is amazing !!

Mobile cell phone GPS tracking
Isn't that just a con to get us all to tap phone numbers in so they can sell them to indians who will in all likelihood try to sell us more mobile phones?
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Old 10-05-08, 03:18 PM   #14
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With the men I attract there is no trust LOL, I am yet to find one that is faithful. I have come to the conclusion since I only go for bad boys I should play them at their own game and have fun !!!

Or find one that ain't a bad boy !









Off to seek a nice man !
How many times woman ... its coz you can't cook!!

You really NEED to get that sorted!!

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Old 10-05-08, 03:40 PM   #15
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How many times woman ... its coz you can't cook!!

You really NEED to get that sorted!!
Nah I think I will find one that can cook !!

Equal opps and all that
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Nah I think I will find one that can cook !!

Equal opps and all that
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You won't listen will ya!!
Is this why I am single then !!! Damn looks like I will die single
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Is this why I am single then !!!
Without a doubt YES!!

For any bloke to shack up with you for any period of time, you need to be able to cook for him ... its pretty simple

Think about it, once he has sunk his spuds into you a few times and the novelty has worn off, it's all that is left to come home for!!

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Without a doubt YES!!

For any bloke to shack up with you for any period of time, you need to be able to cook for him ... its pretty simple

Think about it, once he has sunk his spuds into you a few times and the novelty has worn off, it's all that is left to come home for!!
I cooked for the last one and he shacked up with me (unfortunately). So after he left I decided I am gonna take a new approach. I want to be looked after from now on instead of me doing the looking after ....that's simpler LOL

OMG how quick does the novelty of spud sinking wear off for you then LOL .... there are lots of ways to sink a spud ya know and you can always find new ways
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Without a doubt YES!!

For any bloke to shack up with you for any period of time, you need to be able to cook for him ... its pretty simple

Think about it, once he has sunk his spuds into you a few times and the novelty has worn off, it's all that is left to come home for!!
The mans dead right shell womans gotta be able to cook
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