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Old 14-07-08, 10:10 AM   #51
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Old 14-07-08, 10:16 AM   #52
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I'm Spartacus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To which everyone else said, Yes he is Spartacus, Nail some sense into him is what we say.

Anyway, Bear, covered in manly foam still had some sausage left and he chewed it thoughfully, If only, he thought. If only I could....
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Old 14-07-08, 12:32 PM   #56
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...and as if by magic, Hall & Oates appeared to give their rendition of their old eighties classic - Maneater.

The threads were unravelling faster and faster - the tent was now just a ground sheet. Stingopants put away the Twister game and called for the assistance of...
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Old 14-07-08, 12:54 PM   #57
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...and as if by magic, Hall & Oates appeared to give their rendition of their old eighties classic - Maneater.

The threads were unravelling faster and faster - the tent was now just a ground sheet. Stingopants put away the Twister game and called for the assistance of...
God,

but he didn't return his calls, and the same could be said for Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, the Guru's etc.

Just then he heard a voice, "Hello, I believe you need some help, My name is.......................................
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but he didn't return his calls, and the same could be said for Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, the Guru's etc.

Just then he heard a voice, "Hello, I believe you need some help, My name is.......................................
Slartybartfast. But thats not important. Your tent? I was most upset to hear of its destruction, Five minutes later and it wouldn't have mattered so much. Shocking **** up. The mice were furious.........................
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