the local chavs

Get a large Mag light. Not counted as a weapon at all so i hear so beat away

[appollo1]

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

http://www.neighbourhoodwatch.net/im...of%20force.pdf

Case in town I police, luckily I was on rest days

"POLICE are not planning any prosecution against a garage boss for using the swords to defend his home.
Cedric Hammonds, aged 60, armed himself with two Samurai swords as three men smashed their way into his home in Cannock. "

Thinks on of the burglers was badly injured from this but the home owner was defending his property !!

Well that's Cannock for you Shell!!!!!


Mag light is s good idea especially the big 4 or 6 D cells. Then you are fully justified cause it would probably be dark and you could be using the torch to check out a sound you heard then use it to defend yourself.

Honestly orificer!!!!

[Paul the 6th]

co2 pistol - you can buy them without a licence and they HURT. Join a local air rifle club and pop down twice a year for a mornings bumbling around. Then when you shoot the feckers from your bedroom window you can explain that you'd got your kit ready to go down to the range the following morning when you were awoken by some kind of affray...

either that or spend a bit of money on some cameras and see what time they come. Then wait up for them in the dark & scare/hurt them big time

Matey where you from? We could all come over to yours for a small bash the chav party eh. Im sure so .orgers will revel in the opportunity

Had loads of problems with this before. To be honest their attention span is so pathetic they'll forget/lose interest before you've had your first swipe at them.

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nip across to the continent on a ferry and buy a Tazer!!

On a similar note, I nearly did in a homeless guy with a wrench on Thursday

Get an almax chain, and a big smeg-off ground anchor, and then when you do catch them having a go, just watch and see how long it is before they give up / collapse from exhaustion.

If they collapse, then you can just peacefully tie them up

My security is a 6th-Dan Judo instructor. If I find someone messing with my bike, the theif gets to answer to him.

Matt

lets hope this thread isn't used as evidence against you