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Old 22-06-09, 01:28 PM   #11
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Default Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?

this is what a biker looks like:

http://activerain.com/image_store/up...3348256134.jpg

if you do not look like him, (regardless of gender) you are NOT a biker
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Old 22-06-09, 01:29 PM   #12
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this is what a biker looks like:

http://activerain.com/image_store/up...3348256134.jpg

if you do not look like him, (regardless of gender) you are NOT a biker

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Old 22-06-09, 01:30 PM   #13
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I`ve got some tattoos.. ok not on my face but have still got some
Was gonna say it here but then read this..

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in a school girl outfit
So i'll say it here. This thread is truley useless without pics
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Old 22-06-09, 05:04 PM   #14
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So i'll say it here. This thread is truley useless without pics
Don't believe her without photographic proof.
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Old 22-06-09, 05:06 PM   #15
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Both Carol and I have tattoos, long hair and a a couple of sets of bike gear between us. However she is a biker and I am a Motorcyclist.

You see, she has a leather waist coat that she wears everywhere and she hangs out with the local bike gang because she knows a few of the guys, I go along as well and they treat me like an interested wife, I am tolerated but not spoken too.

Carol's Mum was also a biker in her younger days, her last bike was something called a 535, not sure what one of them is though. She is still quite young even though she is in her sixties, but has refused my offers of the keys to my SV. She is an absolute sweetie and no one would ever think that she spent the 60's through to the early 90's riding motorbikes, bless her.
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Old 22-06-09, 05:12 PM   #16
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Oh dear! no one has ever said that to me....therefore I must look like a big hairy bloke!
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Old 22-06-09, 05:43 PM   #17
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over 75% of the Pennine Massive look like this...


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Old 22-06-09, 05:45 PM   #18
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lol i get that all the time
i think, think, thats its cos we're girls. and dont have arms the size of hams with celtic and skull tattoos everywhere (as thats what most men seem to think female bikers are like) and about 7 feet tall

the best one i got was when i answered the door to the pizza delivery man in a school girl outfit (get in free to the club if your in uniform) and my bike is parked in the front garden and he asked, just as he was leaving - as a joke - "that your bike then" with this massive smug smile on his face and i was like "er, yeah actually" he almost fell over in shock, was very funny!

or the time when i was out for dinner for my mates 21st and one of his friends started talking about bikes so i joined in. he looked at me in my LBD and curls and tiny handbag and said "you dont look like a biker!" i had to show him my licence to prove it! and he couldnt his head around how large my bike was, especially as i shrugged and said it was jsut a standard 600!
lmao. it's harder being a lady biker, dont worry though, the nice guy bikers all understand you. i have big respect for a girl with that amount of power between her legs.
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Old 22-06-09, 05:54 PM   #19
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Oh dear! no one has ever said that to me....therefore I must look like a big hairy bloke!
+1. Nobody seems in the least suprised when I mention it, although sometimes a little at the size as females are only allowed to ride scooters/ mopeds & 125's.
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Old 22-06-09, 07:24 PM   #20
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Women bikers don't shave their legs... or any other part of their anatomy for that matter.
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