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Old 22-08-09, 09:46 PM   #1
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So I am riding on the A5 when in the distance I spot what I think is a baby deer in the distance crossing the road it gets all the way into the central reservation it then hears me coming and pops its head up. I start thinking don't you dare, just stay put.

Of course the thing starts running back and thats when I see that it is the biggest rabbit/hare I have ever seen in my life!!! Is there such thing as a super rabbit? Cos this was mad big.

Anyway I hit it with my front wheel and it made the bike jump off the ground, front first then back. Had a bit of a tankslapper but it subsided thank god.

So I stop to check to see if everything was okay, luckily no broken plastics but there was a big red streak down the side panel then down the swingarm then the wheel, blood and guts everywhere!!

So that was my

Immediately after the lay by after checking the bike I pull out onto the dual carriageway start picking up speed again and turn a bend to see a 2 police cars set up with another further down. So if the super rabbit hadn't hit me I would have certainly been tugged for excessive speed.

So the was actually a which to me now makes it a
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Old 22-08-09, 09:48 PM   #2
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Lucky rabbit foot must have been stuck on your bike
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Old 22-08-09, 09:49 PM   #3
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Mmm maybe I should look to see if it is stuck in the fairing somewhere.
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Old 22-08-09, 09:51 PM   #4
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pheasants are the biggest pain down here, they run or jump at you, i hit one at least once a week

brings my food bills down tho
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Old 22-08-09, 09:52 PM   #5
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pheasants are the biggest pain down here, they run or jump at you, i hit one at least once a week

brings my food bills down tho
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Old 22-08-09, 09:53 PM   #6
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I hope you've cleaned the bike..............rabbit guts isn't a good look!
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Old 22-08-09, 09:54 PM   #7
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Shame it wasnt the curvy you hit it with, you could have had a cooked roadside dinner
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Yeah I took it to a jet wash. Wasn't going to touch it with my bare hands. There was a lot of blood and guts.
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I don't want to bring down the light hearted spirit of the thread, but if I'd seen something running in the road "in the distance" as you say, I'd be slowing down.
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