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Old 13-01-10, 07:20 PM   #1
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Default top tip- don't do this.

Dont back the car on to the drive so itseasy for your mrs to get off in the morning..

Then cover the back window with a towel carefully placing the wiper on top .. so that said window will be frost free at 7am for the mrs.

Then do same with front window with nice thick blanket and carefully place the wipers on top..

Then whatever you do DO not decide the car can go back a few feet and get in the car-

start it

realise windscreen wipers are still on and watch as they swish and swish left and right and the blanket and towel end up back on the floor.

.. so you have to start all over again


Don't do that ..


not that I know anyone who did it tonight you understand.. .

..... ... just in case..

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Old 13-01-10, 07:26 PM   #2
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Hehe........I mean, yeah, that sucks when that happens!
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Old 13-01-10, 07:51 PM   #3
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You need to try better; I believe 2010 crown for the white stick award nominations have just begun
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Old 13-01-10, 08:02 PM   #4
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Default Re: top tip- don't do this.

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not that I know anyone who did it tonight you understand.. .

..... ... just in case..
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Old 13-01-10, 08:29 PM   #5
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Quiff you old softy, pamper the missus and she'll expect more and more. You already bought her a VFR to be comfy on!!!!
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Old 13-01-10, 08:51 PM   #6
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Then whatever you do DO not decide the car can go back a few feet and get in the car
It could have ended alot worse, bearing in mind you couldn't see out of the windows!
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Old 13-01-10, 08:54 PM   #7
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would take a right muppet to do that, thankfully its no one we know
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Old 13-01-10, 11:11 PM   #8
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Default Re: top tip- don't do this.

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Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard View Post
Dont back the car on to the drive so itseasy for your mrs to get off in the morning..

Then cover the back window with a towel carefully placing the wiper on top .. so that said window will be frost free at 7am for the mrs.

Then do same with front window with nice thick blanket and carefully place the wipers on top..

Then whatever you do DO not decide the car can go back a few feet and get in the car-

start it

realise windscreen wipers are still on and watch as they swish and swish left and right and the blanket and towel end up back on the floor.

.. so you have to start all over again


Don't do that ..


not that I know anyone who did it tonight you understand.. .

..... ... just in case..
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Old 13-01-10, 11:13 PM   #9
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It could have ended alot worse, bearing in mind you couldn't see out of the windows!
yup, I was getting worried reading that!
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Old 13-01-10, 11:21 PM   #10
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was only nudging back 2 foot. it was mandys car behind on the drive anyway so wud have hit her front end- ha..
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