Dear father xmas

Originally Posted by ArtyLady

A gel seat...for my poor numb bum
New leathers cos I've lost loads of weight and my @rse is all baggy
New bike boots,
And a new arm cos this one hurts

Just put it under your @rse on your foam seat. That way it'll go numb and you wont be able to feel it

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

I'd like a stress-free xmas and a nice roast. Oh and the odd selection box.

I've never understood the point of big prezzies at xmas. Birthdays are special, a day just for you. Xmas is just too commercial now, people feel obliged to buy prezzies and yes the odd one is nice but when people start to expect them it gets out of hand. I like to give the odd surprise gift, means more.

Can you tell I'm a bit of a Grinch**?



**and although I like cake I actually mean the green furry bah humbug type....

I totally agree - it's all far too commercial these days and I hate the fact that everybody feel obliged to spend money they haven't got

Originally Posted by joshmac

Just put it under your @rse on your foam seat. That way it'll go numb and you wont be able to feel it

Never thought of that, but how will I twist the throttle?

Originally Posted by ArtyLady

I hate the fact that everybody feel obliged to spend money they haven't got

Someone once told me there are more suicides in the "festive" season than any other time of the year

I'm not mad keen on that if it's true

Originally Posted by ArtyLady

Never thought of that, but how will I twist the throttle?

Jus pin it back first

Originally Posted by joshmac

Jus pin it back first

Gawd help us!

Originally Posted by ArtyLady

Gawd help us!

PS: DO NOT follow my advice

Originally Posted by joshmac

PS: DO NOT follow my advice

I think I'd have to be a contortionist to do that

a hangover

Originally Posted by hovis

a hangover

Not a stool with a back to it?