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Old 16-09-08, 01:33 PM   #1051
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My brother-n-law just failed his bike test today......................

Apparently his feet were in the wrong place on the pegs, (he rode with balls of feet on the pegs).






































Might also have something to do with the fact that 2 weeks ago the examiner cancelled his test 5 mins before it was due to start, (radio not working properly) and was supposed to put him in for another straight away but forgot. When bro-n-law phoned up to query when his test was they understandably had no record of his cancellation and being put in for another. Gets a phone call last Thursday, "can you make it next Tuesday??", and "by the way the examiner has been bollocked for not putting you back in straight away when it was he who cancelled your test on the day".

Turns up today and guess what, same examiner.
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Old 16-09-08, 02:51 PM   #1052
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What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
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Old 16-09-08, 02:54 PM   #1053
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  • In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
  • Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.
  • Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
and for those with a chocolate habit
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

can you tell i'm bored at work
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Old 16-09-08, 03:09 PM   #1054
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it needs to be done

Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
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Old 16-09-08, 03:12 PM   #1055
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  • Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Wrong. Totally and utterly wrong. Don't even try this.
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Old 16-09-08, 04:04 PM   #1056
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Wrong. Totally and utterly wrong. Don't even try this.
I didn't say any of it was right! this is what the kids are sending me. got some really strange ones as well
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Old 17-09-08, 02:22 AM   #1057
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Chickens cross the road for no apparent reason
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Old 17-09-08, 12:54 PM   #1058
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The nice man who you get into a conversation with about fuel additives will try to sell you octane boost for your low-state-of-tune SV engine.
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Old 17-09-08, 02:46 PM   #1059
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The nice man who you get into a conversation with about fuel additives will try to sell you octane boost for your low-state-of-tune SV engine.
It's not your fault you bought a carbed curvey
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Old 17-09-08, 10:46 PM   #1060
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Can we keep this thread to genuine facts that have been read about, seen on telly or heard on the radio? It's getting a bit silly now. (Not having a dig at u Mr Topbox).

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