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Old 16-10-10, 11:04 PM   #101
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Darren just asked me "are tomatoes flamable?"
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Old 16-10-10, 11:11 PM   #102
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Darren just asked me "are tomatoes flamable?"
Yes.


But dont know how my Ex used to set fire to them
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Old 17-10-10, 03:10 AM   #103
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How come white people can't run and black people can't swim?
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Old 19-10-10, 10:19 AM   #104
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why is it that, say 90% of all top class athletes, from sprinters to marathon runners, are of african descent??
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Old 19-10-10, 10:43 AM   #105
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why is it that, say 90% of all top class athletes, from sprinters to marathon runners, are of african descent??
Because white men can't jump, oh wait sorry wrong question.
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Old 19-10-10, 10:46 AM   #106
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Why are cats fussy about what they eat and then spend 20 minutes licking their bums?
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Old 19-10-10, 11:18 AM   #107
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Why are cats fussy about what they eat and then spend 20 minutes licking their bums?
Maybe it tastes as good on the way out as it does on the way in.
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Old 19-10-10, 11:24 AM   #108
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Why are cats fussy about what they eat and then spend 20 minutes licking their bums?
Its got to taste better than cat food!

Why do my cats leave dead mice in my hallway, eat the brains but leave the fleshy bits?!
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Old 19-10-10, 11:29 AM   #109
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How come white people can't run and black people can't swim?
That's because they have dense bones which is not good for competitive swimming.
Black people are generally stronger which is why they are good at most power events.
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Old 19-10-10, 11:47 AM   #110
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Black people are generally stronger which is why they are good at most power events.

Is that why in Alabama black people are always favorite to be first in the electric chair
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