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15-02-06, 09:17 PM

B.B....I am sorry mate...that was a well composed and intelligent post,which did not deserve to be dissected by my bottom burp musings!

BTW mate...that one you threw? Bit eggy wasn't it?

Biker Biggles · 15-02-06, 09:22 PM

Vindaloo

15-02-06, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

When first learning Spanish my curious mind often sort the "rude" words in my new language.

ha ha. So, I think Pajero (or something similar) means ****** in spanish.

Whether it did or not didnt stop all of us calling our mates new 4*4 as the Mitsubishi ******.

Let me just tell you... hilarity ensued.

Particularly the way we did it continiously for three years until he kicked us out of th house.

15-02-06, 09:28 PM

.....ah..sorry...wrong thread..

15-02-06, 09:31 PM

Phil...You are indeed correct but could lead to a little trouble as the word for a bird is ...pájaro which is very similar!

Another one to watch out for is pollo(chicken)...and polla...(willy!)

15-02-06, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Phil...You are indeed correct but could lead to a little trouble as the word for a bird is ...pájaro which is very similar!

Another one to watch out for is pollo(chicken)...and polla...(willy!)

Damn....that confirms it. My girlfriend was always popping out for some of Jose's 'chicken' on our last hols

Wait till she gets in.....thinking about it I wonder where she is?

15-02-06, 09:38 PM

Rich...Oh yes a famous trick that one...the double "LL" is either pronounced as a "J" sound here in Spain or as a "Y" by South Americans.

But many a red face and knowing giggle has followed a waiter being asked if he has a nice bit of chicken/willy!

You will love this one too...

a dish wsher in Spanish is called a ..lavavajillas which is dangerously close to a....lavavaginas...no explanation required I am sure!

15-02-06, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Phil...You are indeed correct but could lead to a little trouble as the word for a bird is ...pájaro which is very similar!

Another one to watch out for is pollo(chicken)...and polla...(willy!)

That was some 24 carat solid gold derailing right there Peter.

Credit where credits due.

While we are at it, in Patagonia, the further up the andes you go, the more the LL sounds like sh and less like y.

Hmmmmm.

15-02-06, 09:43 PM

Phil...If your going to do a derail....go right for the engine all the way to the luggage waggon! That's what I say!

ethariel · 15-02-06, 10:08 PM

Well after reading (well reading the first few pages then skimming a bit) this thread, some of the attitudes do scare me..

Some time ago a nutter (ignored by local plod as he played golf with thier chief constable) shot a load of people. The reaction to this was outcry by the majority and a small minority (semi auto rifle owners larger than .22) get stuffed. Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress.

Some time ago a nutter (ignored by local plod as he played golf with thier chief constable) shot a load of people. The reaction to this was outcry by the majority and a small minority (all shooters whom owned or fired any pistol that takes a cartridge) get stuffed. Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress.

Hunting with hounds gets the smack down laid on it (toffs and 400 year traditions destroyed). Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress

Smoking Banned in Public Houses (and a few other spots) (smokers again a minority kicked in the goolies). Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress.

Fart arsed Henry da to$$er MP for antibiking groups pushed through a Ban Motorcycles Bill (Oh bugger we are all stuffed now). Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress.

well the last one may seem a bit extreme BUT what if it happens, UK Governments now have a proven track record in

A- Never awarding themselves less than a 10% (often 16% or higher) pay rise.

B- $hafting minority groups at every turn.

C- Taking away PERSONAL CHOICE from minority groups as it is now accepted as good by majority groups.

Some of you may not like my views but think on it, WE may be next.

15-02-06, 09:22 PM	#102
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,071	Vindaloo __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

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15-02-06, 09:17 PM	#101
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	B.B....I am sorry mate...that was a well composed and intelligent post,which did not deserve to be dissected by my bottom burp musings! BTW mate...that one you threw? Bit eggy wasn't it?

15-02-06, 09:28 PM	#104
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	.....ah..sorry...wrong thread..

15-02-06, 09:31 PM	#105
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	Phil...You are indeed correct but could lead to a little trouble as the word for a bird is ...pájaro which is very similar! Another one to watch out for is pollo(chicken)...and polla...(willy!)

15-02-06, 09:38 PM	#107
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	Rich...Oh yes a famous trick that one...the double "LL" is either pronounced as a "J" sound here in Spain or as a "Y" by South Americans. But many a red face and knowing giggle has followed a waiter being asked if he has a nice bit of chicken/willy! You will love this one too... a dish wsher in Spanish is called a ..lavavajillas which is dangerously close to a....lavavaginas...no explanation required I am sure!

15-02-06, 09:43 PM	#109
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	Phil...If your going to do a derail....go right for the engine all the way to the luggage waggon! That's what I say!

15-02-06, 10:08 PM	#110
ethariel Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: London (for my sins) Posts: 806	Well after reading (well reading the first few pages then skimming a bit) this thread, some of the attitudes do scare me.. Some time ago a nutter (ignored by local plod as he played golf with thier chief constable) shot a load of people. The reaction to this was outcry by the majority and a small minority (semi auto rifle owners larger than .22) get stuffed. Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress. Some time ago a nutter (ignored by local plod as he played golf with thier chief constable) shot a load of people. The reaction to this was outcry by the majority and a small minority (all shooters whom owned or fired any pistol that takes a cartridge) get stuffed. Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress. Hunting with hounds gets the smack down laid on it (toffs and 400 year traditions destroyed). Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress Smoking Banned in Public Houses (and a few other spots) (smokers again a minority kicked in the goolies). Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress. Fart arsed Henry da to$$er MP for antibiking groups pushed through a Ban Motorcycles Bill (Oh bugger we are all stuffed now). Hoooo Rahhhh Democracy in progress. well the last one may seem a bit extreme BUT what if it happens, UK Governments now have a proven track record in A- Never awarding themselves less than a 10% (often 16% or higher) pay rise. B- $hafting minority groups at every turn. C- Taking away PERSONAL CHOICE from minority groups as it is now accepted as good by majority groups. Some of you may not like my views but think on it, WE may be next.