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David, if we live in Real Madrid, does that mean that someone built a fake one? - Victoria Beckham
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"He's dead clumsy looking when on the ball that Ronaldinho." Peter Crouch.
"Hey Wayne buddy,I'm just finishing The Times crossword what's 4 across?" David Beckham. "Fancy a joint? Nah never bovver wiv the stuff meself." Pete Doherty. |
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'Yeah, the Hargreaves shirts were the first to sell out' - any UK Sports shop
'I just can't chosse between the 3/4 length Mink and the full lenth Russian Sable' - Heather McCartney 'Loris, you need to push harder, especially in Italy' Ducati MotoGp team manager 'Rebecca, fancy popping over for a girls weekend, just you me and Victoria - Sharon Osbourne 'There's not much to chose between us - we basically agree' - any politician 'My Microsoft shares have plummeted' Karl Marx
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When it comes to being a mother I'm finding that I'm a bit of a natural- Britney Spears
Of course your not fired I was only pulling your leg - Alan Sugar We truely believe that we have the right man for the job - The English FA Come on England - Scotland It's time we moved to somewhere with a bigger garden - Fred West |
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'Hey, great effects guys, it looks so real' - Neil Armstrong
'I've always gone for the clean cut college type' - Kate Moss 'I've just had a tenner on Beckham winning the Golden Boot award' - Alex Ferguson 'We were forced to sell Eidur Gudjohnsen due to financial reasons' - Peter Kenyon 'large with extra chili sauce and chips please' - Teri Hatcher
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"Sorry to trouble you, but would you mind ever so much if we just had a little peep around and then we'll be on our way. You'll hardly notice we've been." Anti terrorist Police officer.
"Phillip! That most certainly was not the corgi!". Her Maj. "What the f+ck do you want now big ears?" Prince Charles' Butler. |
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"Aaaah ladies and gentlemen you just don't know how good it is to be back in the saddle following my long recovery from injuries gained on my last flight." Pilot of taxiing airliner ready for take off, over the tannoy.
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Bu88er off Darth, why don't you pick on somebody your own size - Yoda
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"I think we can all agree, Big Brother is crap and we'll never show another series" - Channel 4
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Another pie, I couldn't possibly. . . . - Sid Squid
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