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Old 12-07-06, 02:21 PM   #111
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Ulster...I am sure that our ladies are far too smart not to see through that smoke screen mate. I have never had so much success with the girls since I began wearing a full face helmet!
HAHAHA you may be ugly, but you have a cracking sense of humour
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Old 12-07-06, 02:27 PM   #112
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Well ladies where nature fails...one has to step in and make do the best you can!

I did tell you that Natasha had been to the World Cup didn't I. A sort of cultural holiday with the potential to earn a little pocket money. She mentioned that she found herself curiously drawn to the many English men there and was saddened when so many of them returned home early due to some pop groupcalled Runey and the Ghoolies?

However she met one particular chap who was a little different from the usual chanting and screaming and trumping football fans. Despite his size,apparently he was a most considerate person to...."spend time with" although some of his requests were a little...err hum....different. But of course no-one would wish me to elaborate further on that aspect.....
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Old 12-07-06, 02:41 PM   #113
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Tell us you can't leave it there
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Old 12-07-06, 02:43 PM   #114
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But Tara my dear...just think of the "U" cert?! I am sure now that you have shaken off your all girl boarding school years......you can imagine maybe?
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Old 12-07-06, 02:44 PM   #115
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oh yes I can imagine
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Old 12-07-06, 02:46 PM   #116
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There you go you see, that Mr.Falc of yours has probably got a few surprises lying in store from him when his ribs are mended!
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Old 12-07-06, 02:46 PM   #117
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was that it?

I demand my 30 seconds back
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Old 12-07-06, 02:55 PM   #118
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Anyways, this chappie would spend no time with anyone but Natasha apparently and she was indeed taken by his ways. As they got to know each other a little more and he started to open up to her.

He apparently explained how he had been told by voices,that he was a special person put on this earth to help others. He mentioned how he now had a large following of believers, who he preached to at large gatherings.

Natasha mentioned that Joseph though a little odd in the "between the sheets" side of things...did appear to possess a certain indefinable peace about him.
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Old 12-07-06, 04:41 PM   #119
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Joseph, you say. She probably thought it made a change from Peter and his Amazing Dirty Raincoat!
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Old 12-07-06, 05:38 PM   #120
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Redones....I have left all of that behind me now that I have integrated and become "european". A better and perhaps more subtle affect can be had by the "changing from beach shorts under the towel to boxers" method which has proven to be a big success.

But just like any balloon dancer worth their salt, the odd "accidental" flash of something or other has take place.
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